My neighbors are funny. They choose the edge of civilization where we have lots of green space but bit** because we have alligators, Raccoons, feral pigs, rattlesnakes, deer, rabbits, armadillos and the skankiest squirrels I have ever seen...doing what animals do...eat, sleep, poo, and eat your garden, etc... These folks need to move to apartment buildings in a city.
OMG, the part about the "skankiest squirrels" made me bust a gut!
Ziff, they better be careful, we "Taint Yankees" bite back!