What a great idea to have some fun on the forum with some stories! Yours was funny!
I can't think of a funny story just yet; but I can relate to carrying TP around with you. Sometimes when we are on a trip and will be staying at someone else's home, I bring a four-pack with me just so I don't use up all of my hostess's TP! Unless you have IBS, you just don't understand!
If I think of a story, I will definitely share.