IBS humor.....

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Marsky
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   Posted 6/27/2010 8:06 PM (GMT -7)   
Hey feel free to add any comical stories you'd like to share in ways IBS has impacted your life.

Just a random story - my family and I stumbled upon the HGTV's real estate show, the one featuring New York City condo's. One specific condo was very nice, 1 BR, 1 BA, 700 square foot, modern, tall ceilings, 1 mil. I just looked at my family and said - you know what? My problem with that condo? It only has 1 bathroom! They laughed and said - that's your only problem with it? Not the price tag? lol......

But it just flat out hit me though, no matter where I go next in life (hubby and I would like to downsize from a 4 BR, 2.5 BA 2 story to a condo or cabin), it has to have at least 3 toilets! And truth be told, I'd love a house with a bunch of toilets (but not square footage, just a few rooms).

I can just imagine what a contractor would say if I could have my dream home - lady, you know they have medication for that. lol

Yup, my life revolves a bathroom! But here on this forum, whose doesn't? Sigh....

Next.....
- Rectal CA 4/29/99, Stage I, 90% sigmoid/15" of colon/GB removed, temporary colostomy, reversed 6-26-99
- Chronic IBS/D symptoms, multiple bm's, on low residue diet
- Colace 50 mg + Renew Life/Ultimate Flora/Critical Care/80 Billion daily


shawn12
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   Posted 6/27/2010 8:45 PM (GMT -7)   
I know what you mean Marsky both my wife and I have IBS and we have 2 bathrooms thankfully.

Cartoons

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SnowyLynne
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   Posted 6/27/2010 9:41 PM (GMT -7)   
Hubby has Dverticuloses & I have IBS & when we have flare ups It's funny trying to get in & out so the other can get in in a hurry.......We need 2 bathrooms,lol.......
SnowyLynne

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