You guys ought to appreciate my newest research.
I got up Saturday morning and weighed myself. 153. Geez... that means I gained 2 pounds over the course of the week; overate the weekend before at our party.
Then I decided it was time for my "morning constitutional". Then, out of curiosity, I decide to weigh again. 151.8 pounds. Which means that 1) I only gained .8 pounds from last weekend which isn't TOO bad, and 2) a normal-sized bowel movement weighs 1.2 pounds (although some of that weight may have been from urine as well). So, if you're looking to your weight, weigh yourself AFTER your morning trip to the bathroom, else you may suddenly be a lot heavier than usual.