What would YOU do if you didn't poo?

For all you IBS-Ders out there...

What on earth would you do if you weren't in the bathroom all the time?  If you had that extra 1, 2, 3, 10 hours a day of freedom from your throne?  I want to hear some fun answers. 

YUMMY Lil, that is just plain cruel J/K LOL

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run a marathon
eat fried chicken, ribs and dumplings in a car while driving through a tunnell on Thanksgiving
go camping
hiking,... just be outdoors
eat at every restaurant i found in Chinatown
i would finally relax


--bunny

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what would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

Ya'll are just plain cruel....lol.

I stopped eating fried foods and this sure did help me with the IBS. If I was to eat a peice of fried chicken I would be doubled over with pain!. Get this...one day I was doubled over in pain and had to stop the car on a busy freeway, lay my stomach over the side of the seat, just to keep my stomach from exploding!...or it felt like that...LOL. That taught me a HUGE lesson!.

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Kathy, mom to identical twin boys with CF (9yrs), daughter 20, grandaughter 2 1/2, one on the way!

 
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Moderator, Cystic Fibrosis.  "If there is questionable doubt, check it out"....with your healthcare provider!.  We are here to offer support, encouragement, and answer your questions as best we can.  Don't hesitate to step on in and enjoy!.

I'd be my happy, fun-loving, free-spirited self again, doing things on the spur of the moment, and actually doing things, rather then wait for each moment that I had to go use the toilet...I swear, work-aholics probably don't put in as much time as us sickos do!!!  :)

So everyone is a fan of KFC?

I would eat all the spicy mexican, chinese, junk food I could lay my hands on and get down my throat!

Hi,

I would love to train and run the Bay to Breakers marathon.  I have always wanted to do it, but fear of an attack has prevented me from actually doing it.  Also, I don't think I could run/walk that far.  I heard it's quite a challenge.  At times, when I feel ambitious, I usually run around my neighborhood.

Having IBS has really stopped me from enjoying things I use to.  I'm afraid of being in crowds, attending concerts, parades, etc.  I can't even feel comfortable in places like Starbucks, because if there's only one toilet, I fear that someone will be knocking on that door. 

Let me share a horrible experience I had at Starbucks.  I was shopping with a friend one day, when I suddenly felt pain.  I rushed to Starbucks and had a horrible attack of Diarrhea.  Unfortunately, after I was done I discovered that the toilet wouldn't flush!!!!!!!!!!  Thinking I could somehow sneak out of the restroom, I opened the door.  Guess who was on the way in?  An extremely attractive, well dressed person smiled at me and was on the way in.  Without turning back, I practically ran out of the store!!!  I was so embarrassed, I couldn't even go back to that Starbucks again...ever.

dlo

 

Keriamon,

Good one!!  Boy, you must've had practice in this area...

I just felt that because I was in there so long, everyone there must've suspected it was me.  If only I had the guts to do what you said..

dlo

I would certainly sleep anytime anywhere and stay asleep till I was ready to get up. Hearty breakfast of waffles butter syrup eggs bacon and sooooooo much coffee. I live in Colorado so a nice brisk walk in the foothills to walk off some of the breakfast. I'd take candy bars with me to much along my walk for "energy". Actually I'd fill my backpack with Lindor Dark Chocolate truffles and fill my Camelback with frosty Coca-Cola. I'd eat ALL of it. For lunch, beautiful sparkly martinis with spicy exotic foods, and always always always have dessert. Maybe first! Then on that full stomach I'd take a little nap (the absolute kiss of death is for me to lay down on a full stomach) wake up refreshed. about now I'd go into my bathroom, which I would hardly be familiar with (I see faces now in the bathroom rug) and within 10 minutes have eliminated everything. Feeling light, I would float out the door, and maybe go to the gym, pick up heavy things, or put in the flagstone that's waiting out there, walk my girl dogs, see a friend, maybe even meet someone for cocktails, or ride a bike, you know, something that takes you away from the sanctuary of your own bathroom!!!!!! Later on, I'd pick up soooo much stuff from KFC (strange connection between "us" and KFC), eat some in the car on the way home, and then sit my butt in front of the TV and eat all of it...with beer...more dessert. Finally, to bed where I make love to my sweetheart all night long. Fall asleep and not wake up until morning!

I would go to every restauruant and get my favorite item and pig out.

Cheesy breadsticks, ice cream, milkshakes, onion rings, Payday candy bar, Pizza........................

Sigh, the memories now all I get are Nuggets and Sandwhiches

I love KFC mashed spuds,gravey & Slaw.............
I eat popcorn at night in bed while reading.So FAR SO GOOD,LOL>...........

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SnowyLynne