Oh Carol! LOL, if they think its orange juice, you can pour them a glass. As for the hat, I saw a little kid running around with one on his head playing cowboy in the hospital a long time ago. I didn't have the heart to tell him what it was. To him, it was a neat thing he found in grandmas room! When they handed me the jug, I remember telling them there was no way I could get all my pee in that little hole, and they laughed and gave me the hat. They are looking at all kinds of secretions on you. I hope you get through the bronchitis okay. The gatorade helps me go, actually I drink propel mixed with crystal light lemonade because I hatethe way it tastes. I like regular gatorade. The beets was a suggestion I got here and it really worked. It was like eat, pee.
They keep sticking this scope up me into my bladder. Thats a fun one.
Everytime I go to church I get pinkeye from touching the pews. and it gets bad due to my sjogrens. So I need to get "church gloves". I wish the preachers would lower the temps some in the church to keep germs down. If there were more people sick like me there I would ask.
I hope yuo have a good visit and things go well. Its so good to hear you making progress and laughing. I kept my laxative jug from my colonoscopy and make ice tea and other drinks in it. I know my family won't drink them up that way.
Ills--Sjogrens-Lupus cond., AI polygland. dysfunction 2, hyper/hypopigment, scoliosis,kyphosis,stenosis, deg.,O.A.,spine surgeries, salivary/lymphectomies, NASH, COPD, RLS, UT/GI bleeds, hystero, brain/nerve damage,TB
Meds--INH,Plaquenil, Evoxac, Metformin, Synthroid, HCTZ, HRT and Lidocaine patchs, Voltaren gel, Klonopin, Vicodin, Restasis, Albuterol, steroids