The 12 Days of Lupus

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Dinosaur
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   Posted 12/9/2010 3:56 PM (GMT -6)   
I rewrote the 12 Days of Christmas song last night and wanted to share with you guys!

¤On the first day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the second day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 2 swollen bumps and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the third day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the fourth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the fifth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the sixth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the seventh day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the eighth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 8 meals that weren’t filling, 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the ninth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 9 nights without romancing, 8 meals that weren’t filling, 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the tenth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 10 months of oversleeping, 9 nights without romancing, 8 meals that weren’t filling, 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the eleventh day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 11 gripes for griping, 10 months of oversleeping, 9 nights without romancing, 8 meals that weren’t filling, 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee.

¤On the twelfth day of Lupus, my disease gave to me: 12 pills for numbing, 11 gripes for griping, 10 months of oversleeping, 9 nights without romancing, 8 meals that weren’t filling, 7 pants that weren’t slimming, 6 days in bed laying, 5 sores that sting! 4-letter words, 3 shoulder pains, 2 swollen bumps, and a cortisone shot in my knee!

From blaminglupus.com/fun-with-lupus/the-12-days-of-lupus (posted with permission by aimsgirl16)

Hope you like it!
Happy Holidays!
-MistyXoXo turn

aimsgirl16
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   Posted 12/9/2010 4:00 PM (GMT -6)   
I love it!!! I love your sense of humor! Thank you for sharing this with us!!
Amy
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Cyclosporine, Prednisone, Lisinopril, Mobic, Vitamin D 50,000 units
PRN: Imitrex, hydrocodone, Ambien, Flexeril, Ultram,

If God brings you to it, he will get you through it!!

kat10
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   Posted 12/10/2010 12:15 AM (GMT -6)   
I am still laughing, you are too funny!!!!!! and creative! Thanks for the laughter!

nasalady
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   Posted 12/11/2010 2:24 PM (GMT -6)   
This is hilarious!! Love it!
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pugpuppy
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   Posted 12/13/2010 11:55 PM (GMT -6)   
Love this so much!!!!!!! thanks it made me smile;o)
waves of hugs
There can't be a crisses next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger
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