I had two episodes today that will make you die laughing. I cracked up when I realized what had happened.
This morning I climbed into my car to go to work. I started taking things out of my hands to put on the seat beside me. Suddenly I looked at my hand and realized I had the house phone in my hand!
I took it back inside laughing my head off. My mother looked shocked at me and I handed her the phone and said, "I guess I was going to use the house phone today!"
After work I stopped at the restroom and laid my coat, hat, and sunglasses in a chair next to the bathroom. I went in, came out, washed my hands and went on down the hall to a meeting. Later, I was in another teacher's class helping her and a parapro popped her head in the room. She said, "Don't forget your coat."
"My coat?" I said. "Yeah, it's in the teacher's lounge. Isn't yours brown and furry?"
I had totally forgotten my stuff!
But what makes me really mad is one of my co-workers!
Yesterday, we were doing plans together and my brain was very foggy. Since I'm the only one who knows the format we type them in I've been deemed the typist. I'm also considered the lead teacher by the principal. Well, I'm digressing... I'm very foggy...I'm having to listen to the other two dictating to me what to type...brain's slow.... They start giving me these long techinical words that required me to think on how to spell them. After stumbling over how to spell two of the words my co-worker spits out, "Did you ever pass spelling?"
I turn to her and say, "I can spell, but my brain's not working right now!"
I'm still steaming!
As a child I had a terrible speech impediment. I was in speech for four years. Today you wouldn't know it unless I'm tired. But that impediment, paired with a terrible first grade teacher, has handicapped my phonics and spelling. Foggy mind doesn't help either! I believe I'm becomed a better speller over the years and also they have invented Spell check!