I had two episodes today that will make you die laughing. I cracked up when I realized what had happened.
This morning I climbed into my car to go to work. I started taking things out of my hands to put on the seat beside me. Suddenly I looked at my hand and realized I had the house phone in my hand!
After work I stopped at the restroom and laid my coat, hat, and sunglasses in a chair next to the bathroom. I went in, came out, washed my hands and went on down the hall to a meeting. Later, I was in another teacher's class helping her and a parapro popped her head in the room. She said, "Don't forget your coat."
"My coat?" I said. "Yeah, it's in the teacher's lounge. Isn't yours brown and furry?"
I had totally forgotten my stuff!
But what makes me really mad is one of my co-workers!
I turn to her and say, "I can spell, but my brain's not working right now!"
I'm still steaming!
As a child I had a terrible speech impediment. I was in speech for four years. Today you wouldn't know it unless I'm tired. But that impediment, paired with a terrible first grade teacher, has handicapped my phonics and spelling. Foggy mind doesn't help either! I believe I'm becomed a better speller over the years and also they have invented Spell check!