I Truly Hate Diarrhea

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Butterflake
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   Posted 3/5/2017 2:03 PM (GMT -6)   
Guess where I'm sitting?
Not the latest thrill ride at the amusement park (that wouldn't be amusing at all). Not watching the latest suspense/horror thriller at the multiplex.
Hint: my "dirty" clothes are in a pile in front of me and I washed my hands thoroughly before Hubby handed me a glass of water with three Rx Immodium. Those are your clues. Please don't respond unless it's funny. I must "go." Butterflake
SLE '05, Sjogren's, Fibro, Raynaud's, major depressive disorder, anxiety; CVID (Common Variable Immunodeficiency); IVIG infusion monthly; Hypertension; Osteoarthritis of the spine, right knee, fingers, toes; Osteoporosis, CNS problems, GERD, angina, 1st stage kidney disease. Many meds: Better living through chemistry

Butterflake
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   Posted 3/5/2017 2:22 PM (GMT -6)   
The Lupus site www.butyoudontlooksick.com used to have funny quips about Lupus. A favorite: You know you have lupus when you bend over to tie your shoes and think, "What else can I do while I'm down here?" Hubby thought of something else I could do.
SLE '05, Sjogren's, Fibro, Raynaud's, major depressive disorder, anxiety; CVID (Common Variable Immunodeficiency); IVIG infusion monthly; Hypertension; Osteoarthritis of the spine, right knee, fingers, toes; Osteoporosis, CNS problems, GERD, angina, 1st stage kidney disease. Many meds: Better living through chemistry

Lynnwood
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   Posted 3/5/2017 4:38 PM (GMT -6)   
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
-- It's all over town.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
-- A salad shooter.

And then there is this: /diarrheasong.blogspot.com/

Hope it passes quickly. yeah

Melissa D.
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   Posted 3/5/2017 9:06 PM (GMT -6)   
What’s the true definition of bravery?
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.

http://laffgaff.com/funny-poop-jokes-and-puns/

I agree with Lynnwood, Hope this passes quickly. 😊
Hugs;
Melissa
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Lupus SLE 1996, Sjogrens, Raynauds. My worst nightmare was imagined when my son was diagnosed with RA and Lupus NPSLE at 19.

Butterflake
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   Posted 3/6/2017 2:57 AM (GMT -6)   
Lynnwood and Melissa thank you so much for the potty humor! I laughed so much and I needed a good laugh. My bouts this morning exhausted me so I spent the day sleeping. Now I'm awake like the owls I love.
Lynnwood I looked up the blogspot and thought of a line that really happened to me:
When you walk to the mail box, stopping as it pours down your legs filling both your socks, diarrhea.
That happened to me and I had to go in the house to face repairmen. My face was redder than any rash!!!
Thanks again ladies. You're the best. Love, Butterflake
SLE '05, Sjogren's, Fibro, Raynaud's, major depressive disorder, anxiety; CVID (Common Variable Immunodeficiency); IVIG infusion monthly; Hypertension; Osteoarthritis of the spine, right knee, fingers, toes; Osteoporosis, CNS problems, GERD, angina, 1st stage kidney disease. Many meds: Better living through chemistry
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