FUNNY! The Herx Hell Lyme Rhyme

woodswalker Regular Member Date Joined Oct 2008 Total Posts : 99	Posted 11/16/2008 1:50 PM (GMT -6)
	Monday, March 19, 2007 ( http://lymebytes.blogspot.com/2007/03/herx-hell-lyme-rhyme.html) The Herx Hell Lyme Rhyme Can I play you a weepy tune on a violin, Even though it'll make your head spin? Nobody loves me because I'm sick Just because I got bitten by a tick I screwed up and took too many herbs Now I can only talk in blurbs Quick, help me find that Big Mack truck That's left me lying flat in the muck Before you make fun of my silly rhyme Please remember that I have Lyme I wish I could write this sob story in my log But that's hard to do with so much brain fog My joints crackle and creak like an old pot This die-off session is much worse than I thought I know I left my keys in the door And my bag of groceries at the store Worse, I can't even remember your name But no, I'm not playing any kind of game... I used to think I was quite smart But with this herx all I do is sit around and fart And write silly poems about spirochete sludge As I find myself unable to budge Do you feel sorry for me? Maybe one day I'll be free And I'm sure that tomorrow I'll be able to smile Once again for at least a little while... 100mg doxy b.i.d. 42 days Recently started Salt/C, grapefruit seed extract, COQ10, anti-inflammatory herbs with cat's claw & omega 3. Low carb, no wheat or sugar diet. Back to Top

JELAINEP Veteran Member Date Joined Sep 2007 Total Posts : 2017	Posted 11/16/2008 2:19 PM (GMT -6)
	very nice.... I tried to start a Lyme Haiku thread once.... but didn't got to far We'll get through today - Jennifer ^{06/00- The beginning, 08/01-LD positive, 10/01- Igenex and CDC LD positive, 10/02-LD positive, 11/03-LD positive, 10/07-Bartonella positive, CD57=3, 08/25/08 - 10 weeks of IV Rocephin, my first visit to a Pain Mgmt. dr. - she was non-judgemental and will not prescribe me any "opiates" which in the end, is probably a good thing.}^{Current Rx's 11/12/08: Wellbutrin 300mg, Paxil 60mg, Xanax 5mg, Rozerem 8mg, Darvocet, Acidophilus, Rifampin 600mg, Levaquin 500mg, Lyrica 150 to 300mg,} ^{Medicare/SSDI theme song}^-^{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w} ^{"How much more can I take?", song -}^{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs} Back to Top

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