Funny story Sick. Learn from my mistakes.
One day over the summer I was on the elyptical at the gym when along comes a very attractive woman striking up a random conversation with me. I'm like wow, this doesn't happen every day. Let's see where this goes....
So blah blah blah, we start talking about Lyme disease, how I got it etc. Well classic foot in mouth crossed up with very ditzy bimbo- I said "well I mountain bike every day in the summer, so I guess I could consider myself high risk with Lyme. Mountainbiking in CT to Lyme is kind of like Rock Hudson to AIDS-unavoidable".
Bimbo response:"Ohh you have AIDS?".
Well that was that.