I just hope I can make someone laugh and lighten your mood a little with my 2 stories. Nothing interesting ever happens to me, so 2 in 2 days? Good stuff:)
So, I go for a sleep study last night because I am pretty sure I have sleep apnea. I have to go through the ER entrance, tell them I am there, and then wait for the sleep study people to come and get me. So, the door to the waiting room opens and this guy in scrubs walks in and I'm thinking to myself "please don't call my name, please don't call my name..." when, low and behold, he calls my name. Dude was creepy! Long dirty hair, kind of pulled back in a ponytail, but not neatly at all. He smelled like smoke and coffee and had the shakes REAL bad. He asked how I was doing and I said, "tired..but that is probably a good thing. How are you?" He says, "Well, I would be better if I wasn't at work." So, it was silent. Then, on the elevator ride up, he proceeds to tell me that his dream job is to be a medicinal marijuana tester. MMMhhmmm. Put me right at ease. So, for the next hour and a half he is touching me to hook me up to all of these wires and i kept trying to make conversation, but he wasn't a talker. It was very akward and weird, and I was afraid to go to sleep! I mean, here I am going for a sleep study and I am afraid to sleep because dude is creepin me out! So, anyway, I lay down, he turns off the lights, leaves the room and proceeds to crank his t.v up. It was so loud it woke me up all night. Very weird.
K, so here is the funny one. I am sitting on my computer 20 minutes ago. It was 8:00pm and someone knocks on my door. No one EVER comes out here. I kinda live in the middle of nowhere. So, I go the door thinking it is my sister because she lives beside me. It is, probably in his 60's or 70's selling sausage. Yep. Swear it. Selling sausage door to door at 8pm. Is there a full moon?