My surgeon told me that those of us with Crohn's are typically the slowest healers after @ss removal surgery. As if this disease hasn't done enough to us, right?!?
I like the idea of taking matters into your own hands. I think Gorilla glue would do the trick! At least you haven't lost your sense of humor.
Hang in there, it will heal... eventually!
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Small Bowel Obstruction Surgery in '08, caused by adhesions.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again :)