The Stoma Olympics

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Shaz032
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   Posted 8/7/2008 5:42 AM (GMT -7)   
Well, it's Olympic Games time again. This is a fun thing we do on another board every time the Olympics come around.
 
Which events would you enter your stoma into and what do you think it's chances of winning are? eg The stoma that can spurt the furthest, make the loudest noise, etc. The events are up to your imagination VIEW IMAGE
I have had an ileostomy for 32 years now due to UC.
 
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flchurchlady
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   Posted 8/7/2008 9:54 AM (GMT -7)   

My stoma would win the contest for who can fill a balloon full of air the fastest!! :-)


Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again :)

Post Edited (flchurchlady) : 8/8/2008 3:44:28 AM (GMT-6)


badbaggirl
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   Posted 8/7/2008 11:37 AM (GMT -7)   
Ummm ... I would enter the 'shotpoop' as Shaz eluded to. I know it she would go the furthest. And being multitalented she can also enter track and field for long distance running ....
BadBagGirl
Crohn's Disease, Colostomy due to cancer and I make darned good dill pickles.


badbaggirl
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   Posted 8/7/2008 4:19 PM (GMT -7)   
... because it's always running ....
BadBagGirl
Crohn's Disease, Colostomy due to cancer and I make darned good dill pickles.


sfgiantsjo
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   Posted 8/7/2008 6:47 PM (GMT -7)   
Mine would be a rythmic gymnast - cause it's always moving and grooving. And in a weird way, it's graceful when it undulates!
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
 
Jo - UC, total colectomy and ileostomy on August 24, 2008.


Ohio43
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   Posted 8/7/2008 8:26 PM (GMT -7)   
Mine would be swimming - it's always swimming in something!

sfgiantsjo
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   Posted 8/7/2008 10:28 PM (GMT -7)   
And, apparently after reading her post...we all know summerstorm's is a pudding wrestler!!!!
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
 
Jo - UC, total colectomy and ileostomy on August 24, 2008.


worsenow!!!
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   Posted 8/8/2008 2:14 AM (GMT -7)   
i dont have a stoma but can i jon please? I was watching a tv show last sat, and somewhere in america, they have their very own olympics which inlcude cow pat tossing!!!!!! yeh seriously!! but since my op i could enter the clearing the stadium the fastest comp. I would win! I have a lot of practice at home, lol or machine gun sound-a-likey i would still win. at least i could laugh it off if i lost!!
pudding wrestling?????? will you not want to eat it instead? lol
extreme constipation from birth
fainting spells aged 15, then diagnosed I.B.S
anal fissures, haemorrhoids internal and external
mucous and bleeding
sigmoidoscopies, endoscpies, scans, x-rays, bloods
h-pylori aged 24-26
more tests, diagnosed severe slow transit, marker tests took 3-4 weeks to come away
large colon removed in 2007, aged 27( surgeon said removed 10ft) no colostomy
still in severe pain, awaiting dietician appt, now lots of food intoleraces
 
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peggy113
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   Posted 8/9/2008 8:34 PM (GMT -7)   
I think mine would give a good run in the decathalon -- swimming, running, and moving in all directions For lengthy periods of time (for life!)!!!!!

Peggy
      
Diagnosed with CD in 1979, many resections and meds
Perm Ileostomy July 1984 at Cleveland Clinic
Disease free since surgery 
 


realnoname
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   Posted 8/10/2008 9:16 PM (GMT -7)   
let me make a taco bell run then give it 15 minutes and i think mine would win the spurt the furthest event, i found this out last night when i wasn't thinking and i tried to change because the bag was coming off ( that little guy can go far )
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