Ostomy Joke...

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vette guy
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   Posted Yesterday 12:39 AM (GMT -6)   
It's the week before Christmas. An 8 year old boy is anxiously waiting in line at one of the local department stores to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas. He's patiently waited in line for over an hour, overhearing all the things the other children before him hope to get from Santa. Finally, it's his turn. Santa asks...."So, little boy, what would you like from Santa this year?"  Without any hesitation the little boy tells Santa..."I want a colostomy"! Feeling rather confused, Santa repeated the question and got the same response from the boy. Santa asked..."wouldn't you rather have a toy train, or a football, or a new bike?" "No", said the boy. "I want a colostomy". Santa asked the boy..."do you know what a colostomy is?" And the little boy said..."No. But I heard if you had a colostomy you could go horse back riding, and sky diving, and mountain climbing, and swimming......." 

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   Posted Yesterday 9:08 AM (GMT -6)   
that is so cute

Bionic B
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   Posted Yesterday 12:32 PM (GMT -6)   
LoL :-)
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