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   Posted 2/28/2009 8:51 PM (GMT -6)   
Why i keep telling this stuff, i dont know, but here is a stupid summerstorm story (say that three times fast!) for you!
When i go out, i take two of my towel squares and put them between my undies and pouch, to help muffle sound.  Well obviosuly when i use the bathroom i have to take them out and i lay them in my pants.
Well...i forgot to put them back in and they were in my pants when i pulled them up!  so i get partway out of the hall from the bathroom (i am at the mall, btw) and feel something on my leg and i am like, what on earth?  and then i realize so i turn aroudn to fix it, but the bathroom is now closed for cleaning.  really in like the 30seconds i was out of the bathroom!
So here i am walking through the mall with these two little squares in my pants, sliding down a little bit with every step.  So i decide i will walk with my leg straight thinking it wont slide out that way, so then i look like a robot or something! And i have on boots that come up almost to my knees so when the squares hit that they are gonna just slide right down them and out of my pants!
And i have this image of myself in the mall with these things coming out of my pants! So i panic, and take off moving faster, not sure where i am going to go to fix this, and that makes them move faster.  So i slow back down.
Well finally i got to where my family was and i was goign into motherhood to get anew belly band i lost mine, and they have dressing rooms, however i couldnt just say, can i use the dressignroom caues i have two towel squares in my pants that are fixing to fall out.
So i have to make up a story about my boots! and tehn i finally got it fixed!
what an ordeal!

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   Posted 2/28/2009 9:01 PM (GMT -6)   
You have the funniest stories! I'm ROFL!! turn
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.

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   Posted 2/28/2009 10:04 PM (GMT -6)   
Oh the joys of having to live with an ostomy! We all can laugh about your story because we have been there too. Cecilia, that's a cute smiley face.

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   Posted 3/1/2009 7:27 AM (GMT -6)   
never a dull moment with you!!! haha

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   Posted 3/1/2009 9:56 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL i do seem to have one dont i? it's not just me its my whole family, its full of crazy people, my great aunt (83) beats her bushes with a broom every other day to clean the birds out! then the other days she sweeps her house, yes her whole house!
When i toldmy husband the story about me in the mall last night i thought he was gonna die laughing!

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   Posted 3/1/2009 1:45 PM (GMT -6)   
Hey summer are these like washcloths that you use?
scheduled for permanent ileostomy surgery 2/19 proctocolectomy with permanent ileostomy 2/19
tried asacol, rowasa, remicade, humira
currently on 40 mgs. prednisone, 20mgs and tapering every ten days
51 years young

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   Posted 3/1/2009 3:07 PM (GMT -6)   
i buy cheap towels at wal-mart they cost 1.37 a piece and i cut them into squares smaller than wash cloths, i use them for that and i use them when i change my bag too, to clean up the mess, lol.
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