So, I was at Wal-Mart this evening (it's our primary store here b/c we live in a little town that I think barely met the requirements for a Super Wal-Mart)...and I needed to use the bathroom and empty my accessory. All was fine and dandy, except for the auto flush that is such a pain in the bootie b/c your bottom gets splashed if you don't stand up slightly...which is awkward and weird, but when I went to use my M9 I dropped it. Yep. The top was
open and it just spilled all over. There was a nice big line of huge dropplets on the floor...it was all over my leg, my panties (which were my beautiful nude colored satin, lacey ones that wore on our wedding day (as I wear them each anniversary b/c they were a part of my wedding attire and I love them), and my pants. Might I just say it's a good thing I was wearing dark gray pants. The pretty bright blue M9 was everywhere!!!
So, I waddled over to my bag hanging on the door and fetched my baby wipies. I was so impressed that it didn't really stain anything. I cleaned up my leg, panties and pants. I left the mess on the floor, Wal-Mart floors are so gross...really?...I didn't want to squat or bend down to clean the mess, I'm still recovering . I think I have it all cleaned up but feel wet on my butt...there were three huge spots that were quite obvious. I tried getting them with another wipie, but they didn't fully come out. Oh, and we had just got to the store so I wore my winter coat the entire time...hot! (We went to Lowe's later and it was even hotter, but by that point I didn't care and took my coat off.)
We got home this evening and I went to put lotion on my feet and I noticed my heal was dirty. I try to wear something on my feet at all times around the house and I couldn't figure out why my heal was so filthy! My husband asked if it blue. Blue? Why would it be blue? Well, because the M9 leaked not only all over my leg but down into my shoe too!!! I am now laying here with clean feet and one blue heal. Oh and some blue spots on my wedding panties and pants. My shoes aren't blue, thank goodness!!! They're brand new and have a really pretty shiny gold interior.
I'm not trying to out do summerstorm...as she has the best experiences! This is just my attempt to be my smurf.
: ) Robin
28 year old Mommy of an amazing 1 year old and Wife for 2 years!
Dx-May 2007 Moderate/Severe Pancolitis - failed all medications
Proctocolectomy w/ permanent ileostomy on 02/06/09!!!
"Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open." -Unknown