Lol to all of the above comments--other than I have heard the netti pot is great for colds, too. Actually bought my oldest daughter one when she was pregnant (she kept getting colds and sinus problems), she loved it.
But, my real suggestion, aren't you in Florida? Drink lots of orange juice and go out in the sun and burn it off--anytime I've gone on vacation with a cold starting, as soon as I hit the sun it seems to "burn itself up". Maybe drink lots of liquor and sex the night before, then get up and soak up the sun with some OJ all day----good luck