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summerstorm
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   Posted 3/16/2009 10:09 AM (GMT -7)   
So, i have had a few days of series of random unfortunate events, starting thursday when my child peed in a mixing bowl he was playing with!   Then Fiday my son (he is 3 and half and i am not tryign to be a braggy mom,,, but this kid can read a little, he can add and subtract, knows his abcs, the plantes, all this stuff) did the absolute stupidest thing, he wrapped a bandaid around his penis!  had the little thign sticking straight out!  so i had to RIP the bandaid off!
And, hopefully, ending yesterday with some unfortunate poop events!
I went to change my bag yesterday monring and accidntally pulled the actually bag, instead of hte flange and all off, and there goes the poop, all over!!!  I thought it just went on me, but when i laid down to change my bag, i discovered a huge glob right next to me on teh floor!  ICK!!! Needless to say the alochol wipes came out and scrubbing ensued!
 
Well then last night more fun came about!  We are attempting, not going well, to potty train my son.  well we make him change his pee pullups, he is perfectly capable, but i dont make him change poop diapers, for obvious reasons.  Well my brillant husband informs my child (without my knowledge) that he will have to change his own poop diapers from now on!
So he poops in his diaper, and attempts to change it himself! Ifyou can imagine, this did NOT go well!  I smell this horrible smell go in to the bedroom to find my child covered in poop, theere is poop onthe floor there is poop onthe bed, onall kinds of clothes, every freakign where!  And of course, cant fuss at the kid, just doing what his daddy told him too!
So out comes the cleaner again!  and in the shower goes the kid!  
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A few days from now, that may be funny, however not so much yet, lol.

nene205
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   Posted 3/16/2009 10:56 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG Summerstorm, Your life has become poopy lately. Just laugh about it . It could be worse. I remember those potty training days with horror. I was afraid that I had ruined my daughter's personality because I stayed upset all the time about her messing up her diapers. Now I wish I would have lightened up!

flchurchlady
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   Posted 3/16/2009 2:32 PM (GMT -7)   

What was your husband thinking?!? Let me guess, he was nowhere to be found when it came time to clean up, right?

I feel bad for laughing at your stories, but you have a way of telling them that makes them sound so funny (even if they weren't at the time). You could be a sitcom writer or a stand up comedian! tongue


Cecilia
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Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.


justjenjen
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   Posted 3/16/2009 3:14 PM (GMT -7)   
HAHAHAHA!! Sorry but it is funny for those of us not living it!!! Oh the joys of motherhood!--and ostomyhood!

summerstorm
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   Posted 3/16/2009 4:26 PM (GMT -7)   
really and truly other people do not think i am funny!  thats why i love you guys! lol  i do have many unfortunate events that are humorous many many many days after they happen!  the peeing in the bowl thing is cracking me up now!
 
 
My husband was in bed, but got a whiff of the smell and came out when he heard my son yelling in the shower, cause i didnt want to,but i had to scrub him HARD to get it off! 
My husband helped with the shower, a tiny bit, the rest i did, lol.
Then today, i take him to wal-mart and he manages to lock himself in the stall!  And then crawls around on the floor!!! ICK!!!
 
And i just noticed that i said he knows the plantes, i meant planets!

Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 3/16/2009 4:29 PM (GMT -7)   
That story is one of the better ones!!! nothing beats real life:)

peggy113
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   Posted 3/16/2009 6:12 PM (GMT -7)   
Summer -- you know there are other people out there that have some funny stories but they don't share as openly as you!!! We LOVE them!! I just can't imagine some of the situations you get yourself in, but I know that little ones are so unpredictable too! I'm sure that the bandaid thing will be funny one day to your son but I'm sure that the pain in ripping it off wasn't too funny. Poor guy!
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RobinByrd
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   Posted 3/16/2009 6:29 PM (GMT -7)   

That's hillarious!!!  We're not potty training of course, but we are struggling through dryness during the night.  My son wet through his diaper every night for almost a week.  I tried lessening his liquid intake after a certain time, and I thought I was being pretty creative with some of my snack ideas and what-not.  We've had some pretty interesting situations, one involving a naked baby and potty flying about!

Needless to say we have gone up a diaper size for night time.  It's working like a charm!

I'll post when when I have poo-y days.  smilewinkgrin

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Dx-May 2007 Moderate/Severe Pancolitis - failed all medications
 
Proctocolectomy w/ permanent ileostomy on 02/06/09!!!
 
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summerstorm
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   Posted 3/16/2009 7:35 PM (GMT -7)   
peggy-my problem is i will tell ANYONE ANYTHING!!!

Robin-A potty flying about? you need to share that

pepperann27
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   Posted 3/16/2009 8:54 PM (GMT -7)   
try being at work and having the clip fall off and all the contents of the bag, now on the floor! 3 different times!!!!! not fun and very embarassing<---(sp)
thanks, Dusti

Diagnosed with colonic inertia at 13 years old, had my colon removed.
Diagnosed with rectal inertia at 16 years old, had my rectum removed and had a jpouch made.
Diagnosed with small bowel inertia at 18 years old, and got an ileostomy wich I still have. I am 27 now.
If you want to know more, just ask me!
"Don't worry about failure, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try"
 


awesomeame
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   Posted 3/19/2009 6:24 PM (GMT -7)   
summerstorm said...
So, i have had a few days of series of random unfortunate events, starting thursday when my child peed in a mixing bowl he was playing with! Then Fiday my son (he is 3 and half and i am not tryign to be a braggy mom,,, but this kid can read a little, he can add and subtract, knows his abcs, the plantes, all this stuff) did the absolute stupidest thing, he wrapped a bandaid around his penis! had the little thign sticking straight out! so i had to RIP the bandaid off!
And, hopefully, ending yesterday with some unfortunate poop events!

I went to change my bag yesterday monring and accidntally pulled the actually bag, instead of hte flange and all off, and there goes the poop, all over!!! I thought it just went on me, but when i laid down to change my bag, i discovered a huge glob right next to me on teh floor! ICK!!! Needless to say the alochol wipes came out and scrubbing ensued!



Well then last night more fun came about! We are attempting, not going well, to potty train my son. well we make him change his pee pullups, he is perfectly capable, but i dont make him change poop diapers, for obvious reasons. Well my brillant husband informs my child (without my knowledge) that he will have to change his own poop diapers from now on!

So he poops in his diaper, and attempts to change it himself! Ifyou can imagine, this did NOT go well! I smell this horrible smell go in to the bedroom to find my child covered in poop, theere is poop onthe floor there is poop onthe bed, onall kinds of clothes, every freakign where! And of course, cant fuss at the kid, just doing what his daddy told him too!

So out comes the cleaner again! and in the shower goes the kid!

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A few days from now, that may be funny, however not so much yet, lol.


Trust me it's funny RIGHT NOW!!! :)

Matt
Dec 2006: Proctocolectomy/permanent ileostomy
Since 1991: Indeterminate crohn's/ulserative colitis


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/20/2009 8:20 AM (GMT -7)   
TO YOU!!! LOl it's getting funnier as the days pass

flchurchlady
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   Posted 3/20/2009 7:01 PM (GMT -7)   

pepperann, I'm so sorry that happened to you... three times... at work! shakehead

If I were you, I'd ditch the clip and switch to velcro. It holds really well and is extemely reliable.


Cecilia
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/20/2009 8:34 PM (GMT -7)   
yes velcro is MUCH better! that clip was awful and it hurt my leg!

summerstorm
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   Posted 4/7/2009 8:35 PM (GMT -7)   
So here is another poop story for you

We are potty training my 3 year old, and havving alot of trouble with the pooping part and of course i cant really help with that,lol.
So to get him to pee we let him pee off the front porcch, we have no neighbors and he is a little boy!
Anyway, he goes out the other day and is playing on the porch we have it blocked out where he can play by himself.
Anyway, he comes in and smells liek poo so i look and he has poo streaks in his undies, so i think heneeds to go so i say, come on lets get on the toilet. And he says, i already pooped. And i say, where?
And he says, i pooped on the porch, I think he is lying. I said, well what did you do, he says i cleaned it up with a red bandana. I said, oh ok, still thinking he is lying. But i go outside and he has done this, he has poured water on it and cleaned it up and thrown the bandana into the yard!
SO i said, what happened? and he said i was peeing and heard Plop Plop and looked down and there it was s o i cleaned it up!

Kaycie
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   Posted 4/8/2009 12:26 AM (GMT -7)   
HAAH! Ok, as a mother of a 20 month old I can semi-understand and think this is hilarious! We are already beginning the stages of potty training as she's shown many signs.

Of course, I'll never forget the time she pooped in the tub and I heard these screams as she was running away from her poop.... hilarious!

(And uhm.. I think bleach is lined up in my cupboard...or forms of it! LOL!)
Kaycie - Age: 26
Crohn's - Dx Nov 05
Failed Remicade, Failed Clinical Trial ABT-874/Aisle 12, Failed Humira. Onto Tsyabri. If I fail that, total colectomy.
IVF #1 (In-Vitro Fertilization) - Failed
IVF #2 - IVIg, Heparin, Baby Aspirin - TWIN GIRLS!!!
Reagan Dawn - 8/2/07 - Lived 1 hour 27 minutes due to Cloaca, NOT affiliated with my Crohn's
Addison Maria - 8/2/07 - 20 months old


summerstorm
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   Posted 4/8/2009 9:52 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL kids are sooo funny, and very strange!
I have sooo much bleahc it is not even funny!  i went out with the bleach after he had "cleaned" up and sprayed the porch like crazy!
 
he and the other two boys (3 years old and 4 years old,both potty trained, 3 year old still has occasional accidents) have started keepign each other company in the bathroom!
We have been sitting Michael onthe toilet at night for a little while to try to poop at night, and the other two are usually here, well michael doesnt wantto quit playing, so they all just go in the bathroom and sit around and talk.  Like talk like adults would do.  Usually its about killing bears, or creeks or trees.  (totally ot but the 3 year old informed us how to kill crab grass, you just cut off it's claws!) anyway the other night, michael actually did poop in the potty, yay!  well deanna was in there and cleaned him up for me, and no sooner did he get up than the other two decided they needed to go, so she just sat in there while all three boys pooped and then cleaned it up,lol.
Then last night, the 4 year old says, "oh oh i gotta poop!  Michael come keep me company!"  and off they go, lol.

flchurchlady
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   Posted 4/8/2009 6:08 PM (GMT -7)   
tongue  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Cecilia
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.


Kaycie
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   Posted 4/9/2009 8:57 PM (GMT -7)   
summerstorm said...
Then last night, the 4 year old says, "oh oh i gotta poop! Michael come keep me company!" and off they go, lol.


HAHA! This will totally be my nephew and daughter in a few years! They are near the same age.
Kaycie - Age: 26
Crohn's - Dx Nov 05
Failed Remicade, Failed Clinical Trial ABT-874/Aisle 12, Failed Humira. Onto Tsyabri. If I fail that, total colectomy.
IVF #1 (In-Vitro Fertilization) - Failed
IVF #2 - IVIg, Heparin, Baby Aspirin - TWIN GIRLS!!!
Reagan Dawn - 8/2/07 - Lived 1 hour 27 minutes due to Cloaca, NOT affiliated with my Crohn's
Addison Maria - 8/2/07 - 20 months old


vette guy
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   Posted 4/9/2009 9:17 PM (GMT -7)   
S**T happens!

summerstorm
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   Posted 4/9/2009 10:09 PM (GMT -7)   
lol vetteguy, that is the best way to put it!
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