So, i have had a few days of series of random unfortunate events, starting thursday when my child peed in a mixing bowl he was playing with! Then Fiday my son (he is 3 and half and i am not tryign to be a braggy mom,,, but this kid can read a little, he can add and subtract, knows his abcs, the plantes, all this stuff) did the absolute stupidest thing, he wrapped a bandaid around his penis! had the little thign sticking straight out! so i had to RIP the bandaid off!
And, hopefully, ending yesterday with some unfortunate poop events!
I went to change my bag yesterday monring and accidntally pulled the actually bag, instead of hte flange and all off, and there goes the poop, all over!!! I thought it just went on me, but when i laid down to change my bag, i discovered a huge glob right next to me on teh floor! ICK!!! Needless to say the alochol wipes came out and scrubbing ensued!
Well then last night more fun came about! We are attempting, not going well, to potty train my son. well we make him change his pee pullups, he is perfectly capable, but i dont make him change poop diapers, for obvious reasons. Well my brillant husband informs my child (without my knowledge) that he will have to change his own poop diapers from now on!
So he poops in his diaper, and attempts to change it himself! Ifyou can imagine, this did NOT go well! I smell this horrible smell go in to the bedroom to find my child covered in poop, theere is poop onthe floor there is poop onthe bed, onall kinds of clothes, every freakign where! And of course, cant fuss at the kid, just doing what his daddy told him too!
So out comes the cleaner again! and in the shower goes the kid!
A few days from now, that may be funny, however not so much yet, lol.