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   Posted 4/28/2009 7:58 PM (GMT -7)   
This is something i can only share on here to get a laugh out of it.
I was at my friends house (the two that i told) tonight.  And we were eating.  The guy was sitting at my feet and i was on couch and the girl was on the other couch across the room.  All of a sudden he looks up at me reallly funny and says, "excuse you" and i said "what?" and he says, "you should at least say excuse me" and i was like, "for what" and he said, "it sounded like you farted"
And i just looked at him kind of funny.  And he goes, "oh i guess it wasn't you, sorry" and i am still just looking at him, i said, "no it wasn't me" and the girl says, "no it wasn't her" and he is just looking so funny and says "well it sounded like it was" i said, "it can't be me, i don't do that" and he looks at me like you are crazy, and she says "She can't, remember?"
and he is still looking so confused, and i was like "yeah thats not possible, maybe it was my shoes squeaking or something" she says "it was your straw" then all of a sudden he busts out laughing (he finally remembered and understood) and then turns bright red and says, "OMG i am so embrasseed, i'm so sorry"  and she and i are just laughing, and he is just bright red.  And he just keeps apoligizing saying how he didnt remeber and didnt think of it, and he shouldnt have said that.  And i was like really, just shut up about it. 
It was just so funny. I tried to tell my husband but he didnt see the humor, lol.

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   Posted 4/28/2009 8:14 PM (GMT -7)   
It is funny when the people who Know your secret, forget the little things like that.

I don't fart, but I still stink up the bathroom. :) especially after eating gahlic.

Last week while I was at work,I was talking to the receptionist and she was sitting down while I stood next to her. My stoma was at her head level. It decided to gurgle and "fart". I said oops. Sorry about that. She looked at me with disgust on her face and said "That was just disturbing"

I started cracking up!!! I said "So what! It's not like your going to smell it!" Then we both laughed.

It was right after I ate breakfast-it's most active time of day.
28 yrs. old. married with one beautiful daughter (born 11/20/07)
-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 1/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
pred. taper, coumadin, carafate, prenatal vit., and pain meds
(ileostomy temporary....not so sure?)

"Things turn out the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."

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   Posted 4/28/2009 9:27 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL i bet that was a suprise to her.
Good you could laugh about it, though.

it was funny that he forgot it, but in a way, now that i think about it, it makes me glad that he forgot it that means he really doesnt' care that it reallly isnt important to him. Even though he told me he didnt, its hard to belive sometimes, but that made me realize it really doesnt' matter.

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   Posted 4/29/2009 7:53 PM (GMT -7)   
so i turned in my phone this morning and have a text from him apoligizing for saying that and embarassing me, lol.  I said, its fine, just quit talking about it!
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