So, my little boy is potty training, and he goes outside, and comes back in naked. And says, go see what i did!!! So i go outside and he has pooped on the porch, BUT he has covered it up with the lid to his water table and then stood on it to smash it down!
Oh the joys of "regular poop"
I gotta tell you that stuff looks much nastier than what comes out of us!
Around here, farmers spread cow or chicken manure around on fields to help them grow, its cheap fertlizer and works really well. But you can imagine the smell of 100's of acres of land covered in poo, not good. now add in the heat and rain and it smells like death warmed over 10 times and killed again.
Now having all this poop around means you have lots of flies around. And the flies are so bad in this area that people have swarms of them. now my house is cluttered, i mean i have a 3 year old, and two other little boys here the majority of the time too,but i am NOT nasty, no food laying around or anythign like that.
But with all those little boys the door gets left open stuff like that.
We had a cook out last night and there were flies everywhere outside and inside. My ceiling in my house was covered in them. The side of my house, where they were cooking was black from flies. The grocery store a few miles from here had actual swarms, so its not just me, lol.
Anyway, to get rid of them, i first get a fly strip and hang it in the laundry room then put some syrup out to attract the flies, this doesnt work, and the strip hangs right in front of the back door and people keep walking into it!
So, we then decided to vaccuum them down from the ceiling! So here we are with the vaccuum trying to catch flies, that doesnt work eitehr, lol.
So now we hang the strips in the living room, yes disgusting and OH SO REDNECK!!! and then, this is the best part, we get the brooms and start swiging at the flies so they will go to the strips! It was disgusting but hilarous at the same time.
And now the final straw, and this is also gross, but so funny and i just dont have anyone else to share this with.
I go to empty my bag and the way i empty it is to put the tail in the toilet and then squeeze the stuff out, well i guess i didnt have it pointed down enough, and when i squeezed poop went flying straight up into the air! Comes down on my shorts the floor the toilet seat! Luckily, it was thick and there wasnt a lot in there! But oh my god EWWWWW!!!
now all that has happened sine yesterday afternoon!