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   Posted 7/16/2009 9:14 PM (GMT -7)   
Get a 4 year old!!!
These are not ostomy related,but they are poop related and you guys always love my stories!
First  though this is so weird. I called the time and temp line today and the man said, "call climate control today and get a free cantolope for only 79dollars!" how weird,lol
Anyway, we have finally gotten my little boy potty trained, but he wont poop in the big potty only in his little one.  Well for some reason he has decided he needs a blanket across his lap when he poops! so i go in and findhim sitting there covered in a blanket pooping!  i said no to the blanket and took it away.
Well the next day i smelled poop and went in and couldnt find any.  A little while later i still smelled it and discovered it on a blanket and i said, how did this get here and he says, "i wiped it there" and i said but where did it come from?  he says "my butt" looking at me like im an idiot, lol.  I said i know but where is the rest of the poop, he says "itsstill in there i just had to stick my finger in there to see if any was ready to come out!  but it wasnt so it went back in"
I just groaned and took the blanket to wash.  Well a little while later i go to mop the floor in the bedroom and see what looks like poo on the floor and i say "is this poo?" and he says "PUT your foot in it and see!" UGH so i went and scrubbed up poo,lol.
Ok so then thenext day, he pooped again, but now for some reason, he has gotten it all over thetop of his potty and used another blanket to clean it up with and its a homemade blanket and its covered with all the poop he had tried to clean it up himself.  OMG what a mess!
Then to top it off, a little while later, he poops again (he always poops twice, he doesnt get done the first time) but he decides to clean himself.  So what does he do? he wipes his butt with a baby wipe then hides them under the bed!!!  Then, and i have no idea how he did this, he got it in the little crevices on the top of his potty!OMG what a nasty nasty mess.
I was cussing and carrying on, and my husband says, "why are you so mad?" I said, gee i dont know cause i am scrubbing poo AGAIN for the 3rd day in a row???  and he says, "i used to have to do that at work everyday" he was a nurse, and i say "yeah but im not getting paid 30 dollars an hour, im just getting to sit here scrubbing this while you stand there doing nothing!"  And then he wonders why i was ill!
Ok so that was a mini rant tangled up in some stories, lol.

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   Posted 7/17/2009 6:28 AM (GMT -7)   
You've done it again-- I'm ROFL!! turn

Your son is such a little stinker-- "Put your foot in it and see!" Makes you want to ring his neck, but he's too darned cute! tongue

Sorry you're up to your elbows in poop, but thanks for the laugh. I think the cantaloupe was supposed to be 79 cents, because you could buy a whole truck load of them for 79 dollars!

Hang in there, he's almost potty trained!!!
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.

Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 7/17/2009 6:42 AM (GMT -7)   
Okay, I don't miss those days...You have your hands FULL with that little man:)

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   Posted 7/17/2009 7:22 AM (GMT -7)   
I told Jason i was ready to go back to diapers if that stuff kept happening!!!

One of my friends said the same thing about it supposed to be 79cents, but it still wouldnt be free! and who gives away a melon for a promotion anyway???

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Date Joined Aug 2008
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   Posted 7/17/2009 11:38 AM (GMT -7)   
Am I ever glad I had girls!!!!! My oldest wouldn't go into grass for almost a year because when she was 2 she stepped in dog poo!!!! she's 22 now and still a clean freak LOL
Thanks for the laughs:)
spleen/appendix/gall bladder-removed/endometriosis/complete hysterectomy at 29/sinus surgery/numerous allergies & asthma/chronic kidney stones/ pancreatitis 3x's/2 knee surgeries-now need replacement/bunion & 2 neuroma surgeries/shoulder surgery w/ pins-which also froze following surgery/severe adhesions & scar tissue-stomach to chest-liver to ribs-colon to pelvis/severe IBS w/ constipation/subtotal colectomy 7/08/ c difficile
Am now down from 17 meds a day to 8 and VERY healthy:)
There's always hope and things will get better :)

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   Posted 7/18/2009 6:07 PM (GMT -7)   
Am I ever glad I married a man with two girls who were already potty trained!! wink
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.

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Date Joined Aug 2007
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   Posted 7/19/2009 11:20 AM (GMT -7)   
ROFL!!!! Thanks again, Summer!!!
Diagnosed with CD in 1979, many resections and meds
Perm Ileostomy July 1984 at Cleveland Clinic
Disease free since surgery 
   Happy SILVER Anniversary to me!

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