LOL - too funny! Although, my stoma (Sybil) could probably blow bubbles if she was in the mood! [hee hee]
I don't think it would come out sticky, though. I haven't chewed gum in years, but I know if I chewed it too long, it kinda started to get yucky and fall apart 'cause I think it got too much moisture in it. My jaw would get sore before the flavor was gone, though. ;) I think all the acid in our stomachs would really do a number on it.
Ulcerative Pancolitis (dx'd 6/2002)
Colectomy w/ileostomy 6/2/09; i
ron infusions; Aranesp injection every week for anemia;
Remicade; Pentasa; 6-MP; Prednisone; Lialda; Asacol
various meds for other conditions