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Chasblah
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   Posted 12/14/2009 9:01 PM (GMT -7)   
well, first
a few days ago
one of my coworkers (a young college student aged girl who has a great sense of humor) had stolen my friends cell phone and updated her fb status to "today I pooped my pants"
Which was HILARIOUS to us all and had a good laugh, b/c poop is funny.....

today she threatens to do the same to me and says "Oh wait, Chassity, you can't poop your pants"
'No' i said. 'I can't poop my pants, but I'm pooping IN my pants'


Then we all laughed and laughed, because, as I pointed out, I was pooping as we spoke. In fact, i'm pooping right now
turn
Chassity
28 yrs. old. married with one beautiful daughter (born 11/20/07)
-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
i only take vitamins now, when I WANT to. :)
(temporary ileostomy....maybe)

"Things turn out the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."


Chasblah
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   Posted 12/14/2009 9:01 PM (GMT -7)   
Well,
I guess it seemed funnier before i typed it out. I guess you had to be there.
Chassity
28 yrs. old. married with one beautiful daughter (born 11/20/07)
-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
i only take vitamins now, when I WANT to. :)
(temporary ileostomy....maybe)

"Things turn out the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."


summerstorm
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   Posted 12/14/2009 9:17 PM (GMT -7)   
still pretty funny to me!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


privey
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   Posted 12/15/2009 8:39 AM (GMT -7)   
I think it sounded funny too. As our youngest daughter (31 yrs old) said farts are funny no matter how old you are. She's the nurse in the family and you probably have to have that humor to do what she does 8-12 hours a day....Funny Farts!!!!

flchurchlady
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   Posted 12/17/2009 5:38 PM (GMT -7)   
That's hilarious!! turn

Nutz
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   Posted 12/17/2009 8:32 PM (GMT -7)   
I'm pooping as I type this!!! Lololololol!!!!
Darlene "Nutz"
Diagnosed with Ulcerative Proctitis 1999, changed to Ulcerative Colitis 2002.  J pouch surgery Oct 5, 2009


Nutz
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   Posted 12/17/2009 8:33 PM (GMT -7)   
guess it's only funny to those who have had or have and ileostomy!!!
Darlene "Nutz"
Diagnosed with Ulcerative Proctitis 1999, changed to Ulcerative Colitis 2002.  J pouch surgery Oct 5, 2009


geminisunset
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   Posted 12/18/2009 9:36 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL
~Mel~ (aka geminisunset)

Dx w/UC Jan 2007, Canasa, Prednisone, Remicade
Colectomy w/temp ileostomy: 5/22/09
J-Pouch creation: 12/21/09 (tentatively scheduled)
Takedown: TBD


summerstorm
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   Posted 12/18/2009 2:02 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL yall my little boy is four and he wanted to take his small potty in the bedroom the other day because he had to poop and didnt want to miss something on tv. And i was like no you cant do that, you just have to go to the bathroom. And my husband says, well YOU get to poop while you watch tv!
I just rolled my eyes
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


OzCrohnie
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   Posted 1/14/2010 7:36 AM (GMT -7)   
I lol'd :p
Male, 22, diagnosed with Crohn's at 13.
Medication: Salofalk, Infliximab infusions, Humira injections.
On and off Prednisone for years.
I pop Loperamide (aka Gastro-Stop) like candy!
Have had one, two, three, four colonoscopies.
Getting a (permanent) bag in February!
Favourite Quote:  Unfortunately my quote (while perfectly acceptable in Australia) contains language that is considered unacceptable in some countries outside of Australia. I guess that's what happens when you comment on a forum used by many different cultures. So I've provided a link to the Wikipedia entry for the quote instead.

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