a few days ago
one of my coworkers (a young college student aged girl who has a great sense of humor) had stolen my friends cell phone and updated her fb status to "today I pooped my pants"
Which was HILARIOUS to us all and had a good laugh, b/c poop is funny.....
today she threatens to do the same to me and says "Oh wait, Chassity, you can't poop your pants"
'No' i said. 'I can't poop my pants, but I'm pooping IN my pants'
Then we all laughed and laughed, because, as I pointed out, I was pooping as we spoke. In fact, i'm pooping right now
28 yrs. old. married with one beautiful daughter (born 11/20/07)
-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
i only take vitamins now, when I WANT to. :)
"Things turn out the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."