Hey Roasted Red Peppers, hope you are feeling better from the surgery. I am a teacher of 6th graders who aren't shy to point out anything strange you might do, say, wear, etc...and when my ostomy gets noisy I just laugh it off as 'I'm hungry' or 'wow my stomach is noisy today'...and that always does the trick. Thing is, you are the only one who knows why it is making the noise, they will follow your lead, so if you act embarrasses about it they will think it might be something embarrassing, if you brush it off as a normal stomach grumbling, they'll have no reason to doubt it. I hope work goes well, good luck!
Crohn's Disease since 1991, 2 rounds of ng tube feeding, Ileostomy since 1993, Proctectomy in 1997, several resectionings & stoma revisions, many blockages and a few abscesses and surgery to remove them. Medications used at one point...prednisone, 6MP, Flagyl, Asacol, Pentasa, Imuran, Cipro, Rowasa, Cortifoam, Methotrexate
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