that is not appropriate!!! :D

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   Posted 5/8/2010 9:03 PM (GMT -6)   
Last night, i came out of the bedroom and i had two empty ziploc bags stuck in the waistband of my shorts. My hands were full and i wanted to take them out to throw them away.
Well i got out there and put the stuff down, and my friend who knows about my bag was standing there and i raised my shirt to pull the bags out.
And her eyes got really big, and she said "LEAH!!! I dont think you should do that here!" And i looked at her funny for a minute, then i realized what she thought i was going to do!
I said, "First of all thats, not what it looks like! And second, I may be drunk but i am not THAT drunk, that i would dump poo on the kitchen counter!"

But her face when she thought thats what i was gonna do was hilarious! She really thought i was just gonna empty my bag on the counter!
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