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summerstorm
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   Posted 6/1/2010 9:37 AM (GMT -6)   
Anytime i need to get up to empty, i either dream about having my ileo (otherwise i never dream about it) or having to poop or something related.
Well last night, i started having this dream about this woman who was talking about her ostomy and showing it to me, and i was like, oh i have one too,and we started talkign and i was telling her why i had one, and she said, oh no you poor thing.
then she says
"mine isnt real it's just for looks"
And im like, it isnt real, what part isnt real?
She pulls the whole bag off, and says,none of it, i just like the way the bag looks!
And i woke up and i was like, ok...you know i like having it so i can have a life and all, but i dont think its a fashion statement!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


justjenjen
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   Posted 6/1/2010 5:52 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL. Weird dream indeed!

summerstorm
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   Posted 6/1/2010 10:33 PM (GMT -6)   
i know! its so disturbing, lol
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


flchurchlady
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   Posted 6/2/2010 5:23 AM (GMT -6)   
HA HA HA HA HA!! I knew it was going to be good, but that's HILARIOUS!!! yeah
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.


Chasblah
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   Posted 6/2/2010 7:13 PM (GMT -6)   
I love it!
Chassity
28 yrs. old. married with one beautiful daughter (born 11/20/07)
-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
i only take vitamins now, when I WANT to. :)
(temporary ileostomy....maybe)

"Things turn out the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."


esoR
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   Posted 6/2/2010 7:44 PM (GMT -6)   
Well summer, you know with body piercing, tattooing, couldn't the bag be the "in thing" someday. You never know. LOL Rosemary

summerstorm
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   Posted 6/2/2010 9:44 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL that would be great! we could be the front runners of fashion
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


flchurchlady
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   Posted 6/3/2010 6:15 AM (GMT -6)   
Oh, I like where this is going... idea ... it could replace the bulky fanny pack as a hip place to put your passport and cash while traveling or ID and credit cards while out shopping or club hopping. It would come in different styles and colors and would be sold exclusively on TV as an infomercial at 2:00am (because everything sounds like a good idea at that time of night!) Eventually, it would end up on the front page of a Harriet Carter catalog.
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.


summerstorm
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   Posted 6/3/2010 11:33 AM (GMT -6)   
wonderful idea! although i suspect i would need to wear an extra for my "fanny pack" cause i dont wanna stick my stuff in all that poop! :D
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


summerstorm
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   Posted 6/3/2010 11:33 AM (GMT -6)   
ron-you should make yours camaflouge, then there is noway anyone could tell it was there!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


Allison77
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   Posted 6/3/2010 11:46 AM (GMT -6)   
So awesome summerstorm!!! I have lots of tattoo's (as most of you know) and my tattoo artist (all the peep's in the shop wanted to to it!!!) is working on a beautiful script piece to go down my ribs that say "poop comes out here" with an arrow pointing at Oscar. When it's done, i'll be sure to post lots of pictures.

-Allie
RX Crohn's 1999, over 30 surgeries, 3 strokes, permanent colostomy and rectum removal.
 
"The most unfortunate thing that happens to a person who fears failure is that he limits himself by becoming afraid to try anything new."


summerstorm
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   Posted 6/3/2010 8:37 PM (GMT -6)   
thats hilarious!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!

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