the joys of airport security

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snugglesaurus
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   Posted 7/5/2010 9:16 PM (GMT -6)   
Happy belated 4th!

I have been in Chicago for the past week. I forgot a particular BM item on my friends counter and stuffed it in my bag as we walked out the door.

At security the lady goes, "BAG CHECK!"

Oh crap, that's mine. What's going on now? Then it dawned on me. The Miralax bottle. Instead of him sifting through all of my bag which I neatly organized... I showed him the bottle. He was an older fellow and didn't seem to be able to read well. He started shaking it and claimed it was liquid. I was like - no - its powder. open it up! Meanwhile I'm hoping that no hot guys are around looking at my bottle. I'm really shocked he didn't have any idea what it was. Then he proceeded to check the rest of my bag. After dumping half of the contents out by accident he decided he didn't need to check anything more.

Any fun stories for ya'll?
Diagnoses: Appendicitis, Terminal Ileitis, Crohn's, Celiac Disease, IBS-C, Chronic Constipation, Colonic Inertia, Rectocele, Anismus
Tests: 2 Colonoscopies, 2 CT scans, Sitzmark Test, Anorectal Manometry, Food Allergies, Thyroidism, Pudental Nerve Study, Defacogram, SMART Pill, Electromyogram, Celiac Panel, Small Bowel Study, Gastric Emptying Study - Solids
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Anthony1977
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   Posted 7/5/2010 10:56 PM (GMT -6)   
lol .... airport security got me good. I went to Arizona with my brother to take a fire department test. Going there was fine; coming back was a different story. I had on one of my favorite pair of shorts that I hadn't put on in a while. I go through the metal detector ... beep beep beep .... go back out and take my belt off, empty my pockets which I thought I had done. Back through .... beep beep beep. Back again, had to take shoes and hat off. My shorts were barely hanging around my waste since they were 3 sizes bigger than what I was. I go back through and it beeps again!!! The guy is looking at me really awkward and I am like I have nothing left that would set this off .................... until the guy is like what is in that pocket. Apparently I must have missed one so I put my hand in the pocket and pull out a giant roll of condoms. The guy laughed and said: "Yep, that ought to do it, no walk back through". I walked back through and it didn't beep. The lady next to me looked at me in disgust while the guy to the left of me was giving me the thumbs up. HOORAY!!

snugglesaurus
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   Posted 7/6/2010 7:36 AM (GMT -6)   
yeah  
Diagnoses: Appendicitis, Terminal Ileitis, Crohn's, Celiac Disease, IBS-C, Chronic Constipation, Colonic Inertia, Rectocele, Anismus
Tests: 2 Colonoscopies, 2 CT scans, Sitzmark Test, Anorectal Manometry, Food Allergies, Thyroidism, Pudental Nerve Study, Defacogram, SMART Pill, Electromyogram, Celiac Panel, Small Bowel Study, Gastric Emptying Study - Solids

Tried: Pentasa, exercise, diet changes, pro-biotics, mineral oil, vitamins, laxatives, stool softeners, Miralax, Amitiza, anti-depressants, fiber supplements, water enemas, Fleet enemas, suppositories, mineral oil, phenergan, Zofran

Future: Biofeedback (beginning mid-July)

"You can either sit on the bench or get up and play"

Atlanta, GA


esoR
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   Posted 7/6/2010 7:35 PM (GMT -6)   
Anthony, TOOOO Funny! Yep that will do it every time! Rosemary

cleo35
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   Posted 7/7/2010 9:59 AM (GMT -6)   
So did you ever have time to actually take the test Anthony? :)

honestwoman50
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   Posted 7/10/2010 5:50 PM (GMT -6)   
snugglesaurus
Now thats funny...  I just went through the airport and I always get pulled aside for the lady to check me cuz I beep going through the metal detector,, too much hardware in my back and knee....no bag check though....
 
Leslie
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  1984 Tubligation  1992 Diagnosed with Thyroid tumor    
1993 Gallbladder Removed  1997 Hysterectomy  1998 Carpol Tunnel 
 1999 Spinal Cord Surgery for a Anacroid Syst
2001 Lower Lumbar Fusion L4-5  
2003 Sigmoid Colon Resection
 2006 Right Knee Replacement 2005 Breast Reduction
 2008 RE-did the Lower Lumbar Fusion/ lamanoctomy
2010 DX: colonic Inertia/ Pelvic Floor Disorder
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Anthony1977
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   Posted 7/10/2010 6:00 PM (GMT -6)   
cleo: lol, yes, I did.
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