Happy belated 4th!
I have been in Chicago for the past week. I forgot a particular BM item on my friends counter and stuffed it in my bag as we walked out the door.
At security the lady goes, "BAG CHECK!"
Oh crap, that's mine. What's going on now? Then it dawned on me. The Miralax bottle. Instead of him sifting through all of my bag which I neatly organized... I showed him the bottle. He was an older fellow and didn't seem to be able to read well. He started shaking it and claimed it was liquid. I was like - no - its powder. open it up! Meanwhile I'm hoping that no hot guys are around looking at my bottle. I'm really shocked he didn't have any idea what it was. Then he proceeded to check the rest of my bag. After dumping half of the contents out by accident he decided he didn't need to check anything more.
Any fun stories for ya'll?
Appendicitis, Terminal Ileitis, Crohn's, Celiac Disease, IBS-C, Chronic Constipation, Colonic Inertia, Rectocele, Anismus
Tests: 2 Colonoscopies, 2 CT scans, Sitzmark Test, Anorectal Manometry, Food Allergies, Thyroidism, Pudental Nerve Study, Defacogram, SMART Pill, Electromyogram, Celiac Panel, Small Bowel Study, Gastric Emptying Study - Solids
Pentasa, exercise, diet changes, pro-biotics, mineral oil, vitamins, laxatives, stool softeners, Miralax, Amitiza, anti-depressants , fiber supplements, water enemas, Fleet enemas, suppositories, mineral oil, phenergan, Zofran