this isnt actually about me just hilarious!
My sister was at the beach and she saw this very muscular woman probably 40 or so walking down the beach holding a mans hand. Well with her other hand she kept holding one side of her nose and blowing snot out onto the beach, like every other step.
then for some reason, she just broke out into cartwheels, alot of them, and when she finished she went right back to the snot thing!
Well, if that wasnt odd enough, when the woman got into the ocean, instead of jumping waves like you are supposed to, if you dont know, you kind of turn your body sideways into the wave, she was facing it straight on and doing like karate chops and kicks at them! LIke she was gonna beat them down!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!