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summerstorm
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   Posted 7/13/2010 10:56 PM (GMT -6)   
this isnt actually about me just hilarious!
My sister was at the beach and she saw this very muscular woman probably 40 or so walking down the beach holding a mans hand.  Well with her other hand she kept holding one side of her nose and blowing snot out onto the beach, like every other step.
then for some reason, she just broke out into cartwheels, alot of them, and when she finished she went right back to the snot thing!
Well, if that wasnt odd enough, when the woman got into the ocean, instead of jumping waves like you are supposed to, if you dont know, you kind of turn your body sideways into the wave, she was facing it straight on and doing like karate chops and kicks at them!  LIke she was gonna beat them down!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


flchurchlady
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   Posted 7/15/2010 4:55 PM (GMT -6)   
What a crazy chick! I would love to see her as a contestant on WIPEOUT! turn
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.


summerstorm
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   Posted 7/15/2010 7:27 PM (GMT -6)   
awesome idea! michael, btw, loves that show! its his new favorite
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


Anthony1977
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   Posted 7/16/2010 8:04 AM (GMT -6)   
i wonder if she could karate chop her snot rocket. That was friggin hilarious and disgusting all at the same time. I probably would have thrown up if I saw her doing that.

summerstorm
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   Posted 7/16/2010 10:21 AM (GMT -6)   
i would have too, i cannot handle snot! thank goodness it was my sis who saw it!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


Collicat
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   Posted 7/16/2010 2:33 PM (GMT -6)   
Wouldn't life be dull if there were not those people out there! tongue

summerstorm
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   Posted 7/16/2010 3:51 PM (GMT -6)   
I know! and somehow i either see or hear about them all. My friend in WI asks me if i live near an insane asylum :D

Today, its pouring rain, and there is a man, shirtless (this is in town, btw) standing with his passenger door open, cleaning the window with a baby wipe.
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!


Equestrian Mom
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Date Joined Mar 2008
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   Posted 7/16/2010 5:01 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL...Why is my life so uninteresting???!!!
Crohn’s dx 1989
some terrible years before my
Proctocolectomy in 2008


pam222
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Date Joined Jun 2009
Total Posts : 985
   Posted 7/17/2010 7:26 AM (GMT -6)   
People watching can be so much fun!
27/F Diagnosed with unspecified UC 11/08 (symptoms for over a year before)
Asacol, Prednisone, Remicade with no success--no remission for over 2 years
8/09 colonoscopy shows that the whole colon is affected
12/18/09 Removal of colon, creation of J-Pouch and ostomy; recessed stoma; 12/30/09 Takedown too soon; RV fistula;1/9/10 Second Ileostomy Surgery;
1/25/10 Stoma Revision Surgery; 3/30/10 Takedown again; 6/9/10 Scope and Biopsy--Diagnosed with Crohns Disease (maybe...)
Tried gluten free and dairy free with no noticeable improvement; Was on TPN and IV fluids 2/10-6/10. Currently:Prednisone 35 mg (tapering 5mg/week), Culturelle, D, B12, Iron, Prenatal vitamin, Lomotil, Lortab, Humira, Rowasa

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