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flchurchlady
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   Posted 10/5/2010 4:47 AM (GMT -6)   
So, one day, the body called a meeting to decide who should be in charge. The brain spoke up first, and said that he's the smartest and the main command center of the body, so he should be in charge. The stomach spoke up next and said that he supplies all of the nutrition to the body, so he should be in charge. The heart said that he pumps all of the blood to the organs and tissues, so it should be him. Well, this went on and on, until finally the rectum spoke up, who said that he should be in charge, since he eliminates all of the waste from the body. Well, everyone laughed at him! So, he got mad and shut himself up tight. A week later, the brain was sluggish, the stomach was hurting and bloated, and the heart was skipping beats. So, they called an emergency meeting and decided unanimously that the rectum should definitely be in charge. What's the moral of the story? Even though everyone else does all of the work, there's always an @**hole in charge!

2b ColonFree
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   Posted 10/5/2010 7:38 AM (GMT -6)   
LOLOLOLOLOL you're the best Cece! LOVE IT! it's something so many of us know too well from personal experience, my rectum def controled my life for so many yrs, but not any more, cuz i fired him LOL.....

ooooh, you really made my day :D
Hodaya
06/05/2007 - STARR procedure
colonic inertia w/pelvic floor dysfunction
08/16/2009 - total colectomy w/ileorectal anastomosis
07/08/2010 - loop ileostomy

David Martin
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   Posted 10/5/2010 8:35 AM (GMT -6)   
lol.
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Diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis a little over four years ago. I no longer have UC. I had surgery may 25. Final surgery is to be around the day before or after thanksgiving.

summerstorm
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   Posted 10/5/2010 4:23 PM (GMT -6)   
love it cece!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
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Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 10/5/2010 6:28 PM (GMT -6)   
hehehe smilewinkgrin
Thanks!
Crohn’s dx 1989
some terrible years before my
temporary ileo in 2001
Proctocolectomy w/end ileo in 2008
...wish I knew then what I know NOW!

flchurchlady
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   Posted 10/5/2010 8:02 PM (GMT -6)   
I thought you all would appreciate that! (Especially you, Hodaya!) I love it... you fired him! HAHAHA It looks like our brains are in control after all. Life without a pesky rectum is GOOD!! :-)
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.

2b ColonFree
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   Posted 10/6/2010 2:22 AM (GMT -6)   
yep Cece, they sure are :))))
Hodaya
06/05/2007 - STARR procedure
colonic inertia w/pelvic floor dysfunction
08/16/2009 - total colectomy w/ileorectal anastomosis
07/08/2010 - loop ileostomy

Shaz032
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   Posted 10/6/2010 4:05 AM (GMT -6)   
An a**hole is only in charge if you have one :)
Ileostomy for 34 years due to UC. I had my surgery at 10 years of age.

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flchurchlady
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   Posted 10/7/2010 5:27 AM (GMT -6)   
Very true, Shaz. I fired mine, too! :-)
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.

2b ColonFree
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   Posted 10/7/2010 9:14 AM (GMT -6)   
lololololol
Hodaya
06/05/2007 - STARR procedure
colonic inertia w/pelvic floor dysfunction
08/16/2009 - total colectomy w/ileorectal anastomosis
07/08/2010 - loop ileostomy
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