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   Posted 12/10/2010 7:08 PM (GMT -6)   
Lately my child (5 year old boy) has been asking how babies get out of bodies. He wanted to know which hole they came out of, lol. So i kind of explained it and told him boy's didn't have that part. Well, with him being only 5, when we go to a store and i have to go to the bathroom he has to go into the stall with me, i try to make him face the wall, but he's kind of bad about it. Well, he turns around and looks at me on the toilet, and says, very loudly, "mommy did i come out of that bag???"
I said, lets not talk about this now, he says, but thats a part you have that i don't. And i said, no you didn't. He says, ok cause that would mean i was all poopy if i did!
im considering taping his mouth shut upon entering bathrooms from now on, cause that's not the only time he has said something horribly embarassing!

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   Posted 12/10/2010 7:14 PM (GMT -6)   
HA HA HA HA!! tongue That boy cracks me up!!

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   Posted 12/10/2010 9:15 PM (GMT -6)   
that is so funny...kind of! You gotta love 5 year olds!
Crohn’s dx 1989
some terrible years before my
temporary ileo in 2001
Proctocolectomy w/end ileo in 2008
...wish I knew then what I know NOW!

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   Posted 12/11/2010 12:04 PM (GMT -6)   
Things that Kids say are so priceless...when he gets older and knows where babies come from you can tell him this story he will get a kick out of it especially when he has kids of his own....thanks for the laugh...Trixiemom
have loop ileostomy
diagnosed with colon inertia
2 1/2 weeks doing well

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   Posted 12/12/2010 2:29 PM (GMT -6)   
as always...thanks for the chuckle. Your son is adorable.
Mom to Dillon (age 19) who had three major UC flares over two years....Very sick. Colectomy Sept/09, J pouch built Jan/10 and take down Feb/10. Now out living life at University and doing great. NO MEDS

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   Posted 12/13/2010 8:16 AM (GMT -6)   
My daughter is always saying stuff about my ostomy when I go (she's 3 and goes with me).
29y. married with one beautiful daughter born 11/20/07
-2002 dx with severe pancolitis u/c; 12/19/08 had total colectomy; 12/25/08 emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
Feeling Fabulous Now with my ileostomy!!!!!
Pregnant with second baby due 5/26/11

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   Posted 12/13/2010 9:33 AM (GMT -6)   
     That is funny.  Out of the mouths of babes huh?  Before your time Art Linkletter had a show and on it there was a segment called "kids say the darndest things".  Your son would have been a top notch candidate.

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   Posted 12/13/2010 9:50 AM (GMT -6)   

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   Posted 12/13/2010 4:39 PM (GMT -6)   
christine i know!!! he has own FB page so i can put all the crazy stuff he says and does for his "fans" a friend of mine says he is a celebrity because of his craziness, lol.
yesterday he started calling me "crafty momma" for some reason, thats my new name. I have the absolute weirdest kid in the world!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
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