Lately my child (5 year old boy) has been asking how babies get out of bodies. He wanted to know which hole they came out of, lol. So i kind of explained it and told him boy's didn't have that part. Well, with him being only 5, when we go to a store and i have to go to the bathroom he has to go into the stall with me, i try to make him face the wall, but he's kind of bad about it. Well, he turns around and looks at me on the toilet, and says, very loudly, "mommy did i come out of that bag???"
I said, lets not talk about this now, he says, but thats a part you have that i don't. And i said, no you didn't. He says, ok cause that would mean i was all poopy if i did!
im considering taping his mouth shut upon entering bathrooms from now on, cause that's not the only time he has said something horribly embarassing!