LOL thats pretty good!
My old GI office sent me a letter telling me i needed to get a colonoscopy because i was at high risk for colon cancer, a disease that can hit anyone, anytime (or something like that) when i called to tell them to take me off the mailing list, she said, its very important that you have this to check for problems, i said, i'm pretty sure i wont get colon cancer, (thinking my ileo would be in my notes) she says, oh everyone can get it, i said, nope not me, i dont have a colon, and laughed. She laughed too and said, oh well i guess not!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007!
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-
No matter what kind of day you are having, take five minutes to sing loudly and dance like a fool!