These are a few of the unexpected perks of a bag (not the eat anything do anything things, just the weird randomness my disturbed little mind came up with :D) i've posted a few before, but thought id share anyway
1. built in weapon.
2. got a senstive document you don't want anyone to read? wad it up and put it in a used bag, bet noone looks at it then!
3. if someone has stinky gas and you point it out, they know its not you!
4. built in floation device
5. wonderful way to get out of any situation, boring party? ooops! sprang a leak!
6. wonderful hiding space, who's gonna look in there for valuables?