so i know we all worry about our stomas making noise at bad times, this might make you feel a little better, and it's kind of funny.
so one night last week i ate a WHOLE fresh pineapple at like 9pm (bad idea, no ileo problems, but man my mouth hurt!) anyway, shortly after i finished eating the pineapple my husband decided that we should do something (hint hint) and i thought oh god, i hope my stomach doesn't carry on, cause a whole pineapple can make some serious noises down there! so anyway while we were, well you know, i heard this horrible growling gurgling noise, and right away i put my hand over my stoma, afraid it was gonna start making gas noises, and then i realized it wasn't MY stomach!! it was HIS stomach! it was all i could do not to burst out laughing, cause i'm always worried that my stoma will decide to make horrible noises when it really shouldn't and then there goes his stomach!
so even normal people have noisy bellies!