i went to the dr yesterday for a bladder infection or something like that (that's not the funny part, lol) and she was asking me questions, trying to figure out how i could have gotten the infection or seeing if she thought that was it, and she said, do you always wipe front to back? and i said, well that doesn't matter for me. And she said, oh yeah you have an ostomy, then she says, "did they leave the rectum, i have heard some people have it left in and if you have leakage or drainage that could cause the problem". i said,' no they removed it". so she told me to lay back she was going to feel my stomach, and she says," now, where did they put your rectum?"
And i looked at her kind of surprised and i said, 'huh?" she started laughing and said, "stoma, i meant stoma! where did they put your stoma?" I showed her where, she couldn't see it, and she said, "ok i just didnt want to press down on it when i was checking your stomach"
but that was so funny when she asked me where they put my rectum, a simple misspoken word can be so hilarious!