I named mine Harriet cos it's the best name my 10 year old mind could come up with at the time :)
The best names I've heard over the years include: Vesuvius (cos it erupts without warning), The Stoma Formerly Known As Anus, Little Willie (cos it looks like one lol) and Oscar the Pouch :)
I have had an ileostomy for 31 years now due to UC.
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I'm not a complete idiot - some parts of me are missing!