Some Injection Humor

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Date Joined Oct 2007
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   Posted 7/20/2008 11:20 AM (GMT -6)   
A slight twist to the usually serious injection stuff.
This morning I/we felt like it was a great time for the wife and I to nuture our marital bond. Both lying in bed, the bright hot sun shining outside with a light breeze and us together in a nice warm bed and cool room with a/c.  After a little warming up to each other we decided it was time for me to do the deed (penile injection with Trimix).  I left the bed in my BD suite, went into the other room, got my stuff ready and proceded to give little jr a shot.  I hughed him snuggly for five minutes and things began to happen as little jr was growing with anticipation. I cleaned up my mess and went back to bed.  Again, we continued with foreplay.  Fifteen minutes or so later my wife said he was soft.  She was right and I was puzzled.  Tried more rigorous stimulation with dissapointment in my system and couldn't figure out what was going on.  The trimix prescription was only 12 days old and it had been working wonderfully.  ???  I got out of bed and looked at my penis very carefully and came to the conclusion that I shot too high.  Great, now what do I do?  What the heck, I can't let a moment like this pass me by especially since we only get together once a week so I proceeded to give jr another injection on the opposite side which I did.  Did the usual but jr was responding very slowly.  Back to bed I went thinking this is going to be great as my mouth was almost watering.  I got to about 40% and then down to 0% in about 30 minutes.  Talk about frustration. I've been doing this for seven months, I'm not a rookie, so what is going on?
I composed myself as best I could and we caressed a little but I could not get this off of my mind.  We decided that tomorrow we would try again if things were in place.  I got up, took care of things and inspected my penis to look at the last injection site.  Well low and behold, I could not believe this.  I shot too LOW!.  Pissed, YES! Twice in a row, NO WAY!
Then I saw some humor in this.  As someone said earlier on the forum, who can be so dumb as to not be able to hit the penis in the middle?  I guess this morning I was the dumb one.  We had a good laugh and I wanted to share the embarrassment with you.
I have done this on a few occasions but rarely.  I think what I do is when I pick up the penis to place it in position I must rotate it and sometimes move the skin to avoid veins and as such miss hitting the center (9:oo or 3:00).  Now if someone would inject me I think this would never happen because of the angle they would be looking from.  But when you do it yourself, it's different.
Any other injection humor's or other embarrassments?
64 years old 100307; healthy; active,
married 41 years, good strong erections before surgery.
DaVinci Prostate Removal February 5, 2007
2/12 samples malignant.
Catheter removal 2/13.
Viagra 25mg every other day from 2/14 to 5/12.
Tried Viagra 100mg on occasion-no erections.
Incontinence almost gone after three months.
No pads, occasional  dribble.
Lavitra every other day 5/12 to 7/22.
Muse 1000mcg - no help (50% at best).
Cialis twice a week 7/25 to 11/6/07.
Vacuum pump daily/twice a day 8/2 and going - no help.
Begin Trimix injections, two low dose per week, 11/05/07.
Currently, vacuum pump and low dose Trimix twice per week each.
Trimix in office - 0.10cc.  Low dose set at 0.05cc
First drug induced erection 10/8/07....Wow!
Natural erections - 0 as of 10/25/07.
PSA's, three to date undetectable.  Thank God!

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Date Joined Dec 2006
Total Posts : 357
   Posted 7/20/2008 12:50 PM (GMT -6)   
Well, I have certainly had my embarrassing failures with injections (see my signature for batting average stats).

I have never tried injecting twice in one session... my urologist told me that was a no-no, as well as injecting on consecutive days. On the latter point he was less strict, saying no more than 3 times per week.

I also generally inject prior to foreplay at this point. Spontaneity is already dead, and doing foreplay twice, especially the second time after the whole injection and cleanup to-do, it's just more of a hassle I have found, and whatever moment may have been there before foreplay was halted is gone in my experience. But a more flexible partner goes a long way, I'm sure.

Prostate cancer diagnosed: May 15, 2006 (age 40)
Gleason score: pre-surgery 3+3=6; post-surgery 3+4=7
daVinci radical prostatectomy: July 25, 2006
size of tumor: approx 1.1 inches; negative margins from surgery

- number of pads/day at 3 months after surgery: 3 to 5
- number of pads/day at 4 months after surgery: 1 to 2
- number of pads/day at 6-18 months after surgery: 0 to 1

- 1st post-surgery PSA: 0 (Nov 2006); 2nd post-surgery PSA: 0 (Feb 2007); - 3rd post-surgery PSA: 0 (May 2007);
4th post-surgery PSA: 0 (June 2007); 5th post-surgery PSA: 0 (Dec 2007); 6th post-surgery PSA: 0 (June 2008)

The search for timber: took Viagra/Cialis approx. every other day, ErecAid once a day, injections. Peyronie's diagnosed 7/5/07. Now on daily Cialis, L-arginine and pentoxyfylline. Peyronies has stabilized and significantly reversed.

- PGE1 batting average: .364 (4 for 11)
- Bimix #3 batting average: .722 (13 for 18) Bimix #1 batting average (18 for 19) = .947
- Trimix batting average: .500 (1 for 2) Grand total 36 for 50 = .720

"Lost in the valley without my horses, no one can tell me what my remorse is..."

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Date Joined Feb 2008
Total Posts : 467
   Posted 7/20/2008 1:06 PM (GMT -6)   


I believe this is a great post.  It reminds those of us who have been injecting a while that we are not alone in having this sort of thing happen.....and it demonstrates to newbies that this is not an exact science.

Two injections ago I had a 90% erection for 2.5 hours....then tried slightly more trimix and got nothing....nada....zilch....probably injected a bit too high.

I cannot say that I found the experience funny, but I know that better times await when I do it


Danman Bob, Born 1951
Nerve-sparing, open prostate surgery November 13, 2007
Gleason score 9, PSA 14; Biopsy result - 9 of 12 sticks showed cancer
Post-op pathology stated that cancer was confined to the prostate
Unrelated surgery January 2008 delayed incontinence recovery, which is now showing good signs of improvement (fraction of a pad a day as of late April 2008)
100 MG Viagra 3 times a week beginning December 2007
Osbon Erec-Aid Esteem manual pump for therapy beginning mid-February 2008
30 MG papaverine/1 MG phentolamine bimix injections beginning late April 2008
Five week post-op PSA 0.2, five month post-op PSA 0.1, next test August 2008

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