A slight twist to the usually serious injection stuff.
This morning I/we felt like it was a great time for the wife and I to nuture our marital bond. Both lying in bed, the bright hot sun shining outside with a light breeze and us together in a nice warm bed and cool room with a/c. After a little warming up to each other we decided it was time for me to do the deed (penile injection with Trimix). I left the bed in my BD suite, went into the other room, got my stuff ready and proceded to give little jr a shot. I hughed him snuggly for five minutes and things began to happen as little jr was growing with anticipation. I cleaned up my mess and went back to bed. Again, we continued with foreplay. Fifteen minutes or so later my wife said he was soft. She was right and I was puzzled. Tried more rigorous stimulation with dissapointment in my system and couldn't figure out what was going on. The trimix prescription was only 12 days old and it had been working wonderfully. ??? I got out of bed and looked at my penis very carefully and came to the conclusion that I shot too high. Great, now what do I do? What the heck, I can't let a moment like this pass me by especially since we only get together once a week so I proceeded to give jr another injection on the opposite side which I did. Did the usual but jr was responding very slowly. Back to bed I went thinking this is going to be great as my mouth was almost watering. I got to about 40% and then down to 0% in about 30 minutes. Talk about frustration. I've been doing this for seven months, I'm not a rookie, so what is going on?
I composed myself as best I could and we caressed a little but I could not get this off of my mind. We decided that tomorrow we would try again if things were in place. I got up, took care of things and inspected my penis to look at the last injection site. Well low and behold, I could not believe this. I shot too LOW!. Pissed, YES! Twice in a row, NO WAY!
Then I saw some humor in this. As someone said earlier on the forum, who can be so dumb as to not be able to hit the penis in the middle? I guess this morning I was the dumb one. We had a good laugh and I wanted to share the embarrassment with you.
I have done this on a few occasions but rarely. I think what I do is when I pick up the penis to place it in position I must rotate it and sometimes move the skin to avoid veins and as such miss hitting the center (9:oo or 3:00). Now if someone would inject me I think this would never happen because of the angle they would be looking from. But when you do it yourself, it's different.
Any other injection humor's or other embarrassments?