Congrats on the big zero.. Keep them coming. I started with the heavy pads at night, liners during the day to catch the sneeze and cough spurts. Down to one of the wife's panti-liners during the day. Told her I think I'm just getting in touch with the feminine side of myself. Now maybe I can have a headache, roll over and get some sleep. Oh, and I don't need a new watch for Valentine's Day... I have a clock on the stove in the kitchen.
"What's Bob getting you for Valentine's Day?"
"Oh, probably a dozen roses... then he'll expect me to lay on my back with my legs in the air."
"Don't you have a vase?"