Time for a Laugh "The PSA Song"

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Radical
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Date Joined Mar 2009
Total Posts : 739
   Posted 9/28/2009 3:26 AM (GMT -6)   
Hi Guys, I know I have posted this one before, but for the benefit of all the new guys, Have  a laugh...............Cheers  Kev 
 
      open Link and click on "PSA song half way down page"
 
 
 
 
 

Age 51yrs
DX 11/11/08
6 out of 8 cores positive 3 X 60% / 3 X 10%
PSA 4
Gleason Score 3+4=7
Stage T1c
Robotic Surgery 24/12/08
Upgrade Gleanson Score 4+3=7 Gleason Differential 60%/40%
Stage T2c
Three small foci total volume <10%
Neg Margins and Nodes
Nil - Extraprostatic Extentions
Dry less than 1 week.
ED- taking Meds- Its been 9 mnths now getting some action ! yah
PSA 1/09  .03
PSA 2/09  .03
PSA 5/09  .03
PSA 9/09  .03
"Everyday in Everyway I get better"


Sonny3
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Date Joined Aug 2009
Total Posts : 2448
   Posted 9/28/2009 4:36 AM (GMT -6)   
Thanks Kev, the song is an absolute "hoot".

Sonny
61 years old
PSA 11/07 3.0
PSA 5/09 6.4
Diagnosis confirmed July 9, 2009
12 Needle Biopsy = 9 clear , 3 postive
<5%, 90%, 40%
Gleason Score (3+4) 7 in all positive cores
CT Organ Scan - negative
Nuclear Bone Scan - Negative

da Vinci 9/17/09 Dr. Mani Menon Henry Ford Medical Institute

Post Surgery Pathology:
Gleason: Changed to (4+3) = 7
Stage: T3a
Tumor Volume 12.5%
ALL NERVES SPARED
Margins: focally positive right posterior mid level
Perineural Invasion: present
Seminal Invasion: absent
Venous Invasion: absent
Angiolymphatic Invasion: absent
Left Internal iliac lymph node: reveals zero
Right Internal lymph node: reveals zero


Sonny3
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Date Joined Aug 2009
Total Posts : 2448
   Posted 9/28/2009 4:48 AM (GMT -6)   
Kev, when I was leaving Detroit one of the girls there gave me a copy of lyrics to a song that a patient had created. It was to be sung to the music of the Beatles old song "Yesterday".

I BELIEVE IN PSA

Yesterday, prostate cancer seemed so far away
Now my PSA has gone astray
Oh, I believe in PSAs

Suddenly, I'm a candidate for biopsy
There's a foreign growth inside of me,
Oh joy! Another DRE

Why I have to go; I don't know
10 times a day
I feel something strong
So I long to urinate

Suddenly, I thank God for technology
Robotic surgery's the choice for me
And sparing nerves, if you please

Yesterday, going pee was easy for this guy
Soon I'll need Depends to keep me dry
Oh, I believe in PSAs

Why I have to go, now I know
It's BPH
I feel something strong
So I pee 10 times each Day

Yesterday, making love was like a holiday
Now I need a pill to make it stay
I think I felt it move today
Oh, I believe in PSAs
Do you know your PSA?
61 years old
PSA 11/07 3.0
PSA 5/09 6.4
Diagnosis confirmed July 9, 2009
12 Needle Biopsy = 9 clear , 3 postive
<5%, 90%, 40%
Gleason Score (3+4) 7 in all positive cores
CT Organ Scan - negative
Nuclear Bone Scan - Negative

da Vinci 9/17/09 Dr. Mani Menon Henry Ford Medical Institute

Post Surgery Pathology:
Gleason: Changed to (4+3) = 7
Stage: T3a
Tumor Volume 12.5%
ALL NERVES SPARED
Margins: focally positive right posterior mid level
Perineural Invasion: present
Seminal Invasion: absent
Venous Invasion: absent
Angiolymphatic Invasion: absent
Left Internal iliac lymph node: reveals zero
Right Internal lymph node: reveals zero


Radical
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Date Joined Mar 2009
Total Posts : 739
   Posted 9/28/2009 4:59 AM (GMT -6)   
Sonny, I just sang the new psa yesterday song to my wife and she cracked up laughing, thanks mate thats great.  I hope all the guys get a laugh out of it, its the best therapy in the world.   Hey how about you go on u-tube and singing it for us all, we would love to see that.
 
lol.......................Kev
Age 51yrs
DX 11/11/08
6 out of 8 cores positive 3 X 60% / 3 X 10%
PSA 4
Gleason Score 3+4=7
Stage T1c
Robotic Surgery 24/12/08
Upgrade Gleanson Score 4+3=7 Gleason Differential 60%/40%
Stage T2c
Three small foci total volume <10%
Neg Margins and Nodes
Nil - Extraprostatic Extentions
Dry less than 1 week.
ED- taking Meds- Its been 9 mnths now getting some action ! yah
PSA 1/09  .03
PSA 2/09  .03
PSA 5/09  .03
PSA 9/09  .03
"Everyday in Everyway I get better"


Sonny3
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Date Joined Aug 2009
Total Posts : 2448
   Posted 9/28/2009 5:44 AM (GMT -6)   
Kev, the way I sing, I would rather they have my da Vinci operation on youtube. It would be less embarrassing.

Sonny
61 years old
PSA 11/07 3.0
PSA 5/09 6.4
Diagnosis confirmed July 9, 2009
12 Needle Biopsy = 9 clear , 3 postive
<5%, 90%, 40%
Gleason Score (3+4) 7 in all positive cores
CT Organ Scan - negative
Nuclear Bone Scan - Negative

da Vinci 9/17/09 Dr. Mani Menon Henry Ford Medical Institute

Post Surgery Pathology:
Gleason: Changed to (4+3) = 7
Stage: T3a
Tumor Volume 12.5%
ALL NERVES SPARED
Margins: focally positive right posterior mid level
Perineural Invasion: present
Seminal Invasion: absent
Venous Invasion: absent
Angiolymphatic Invasion: absent
Left Internal iliac lymph node: reveals zero
Right Internal lymph node: reveals zero

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