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cocrgolfer
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Date Joined Oct 2009
Total Posts : 171
   Posted 2/2/2010 9:07 AM (GMT -6)   
It's been raining here in the Tampa area for two days so, bored, I set my fertile little mind to compose this ditty for all you brothers, the PCa Rap:

Went in for a check-up, thought I'd get a pass.
But the doc said "no" stuck his finger up my a_ _.
Poked me in the arm took a whole lotta blood.
When the results came back I felt like crud.
They sat me down said I had PCa
When the panic set in I began to pray.
And they sent me home to make my own decision
Nuke that sucker or make a big incision.
So I paced up and down, tossed around in bed
I hadda do something or I'd be dead.
But just kept hearing that same ole voice
Ain't no way fool to make that choice.
They warned me too you gonna pee your pants
And forget ole Willie he ain't gonna dance.
Finally in the end I cast my lot
Up in Tampa with da Davinci robot.
Woke up in a room they did call recovery
Only to make a real shocking discovery.
Willie hadda tube and had lost an inch
Was so darn scared couldn't pull him out with a winch.
Next day sent me home feeling real bad
Walking bent over and peeing in a pad.
Now months later if I wanna have sex
Hafta stick ole Willie with a little Trimex.
And I'm still hoping someday to get dry
PCa is bulls_ _t ain't no lie.

Steve

Sonny3
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Date Joined Aug 2009
Total Posts : 2447
   Posted 2/2/2010 9:19 AM (GMT -6)   
Nicely done. Now put it to music, film it and paste it on Youtube. You could be the next American (Cancer Society) Idol.

Sonny
60 years old when diagnosed
PSA 11/07 3.0
PSA 5/09 6.4
Diagnosis confirmed July 9, 2009
12 Needle Biopsy = 9 clear , 3 postive
Gleason Score (3+4) 7 in all positive cores
da Vinci 9/17/09
Post Surgery Pathology: GS 4+3=7
Stage: T3a
Tumor Volume 12.5%
positive margin, extra-prostatic extension
30 day PSA 0.4, 50 day psa 0.53, 64 day psa 0.6
IMRT completed 1/15/10 35 treatments- 70Gy


Purgatory
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Date Joined Oct 2008
Total Posts : 25380
   Posted 2/2/2010 9:40 AM (GMT -6)   
I don't understand rap, but got your lyrics, you could be on to something here.
Age: 57, 56 dx, PSA: 7/07 5.8, 7/08 12.3, 9/08 14.5, 10/08 16.3
3rd Biopsy: 9/08 - 7/7 Positive, 40-90% Cancer, Gleason 4+3
Open RP: 11/08, Rht nerves saved, 4 days in hospt, on catheters for 63 days, 5th one out 1/09
Path Rpt: Gleason 3+4, pT2c, 42g, 20% cancer, 1 pos margin
Incontinence:  1 Month     ED:  Non issue at any point post surgery
Post Surgery  PSA: 2/09 .05,5/09 .1, 6/09 .11. 8/09 .16
Post SRT PSA: 1/10 .12
Latest: 7/9 met 2 rad. oncl, 7/9 cath #6 - blockage, 8/9 2nd corr surgery, 8/9 cath #7 out 38 days, 9/9 - met 3rd rad. oncl., mapped  9/9, 10/1 - 3rd corr. surgery - SP cath/hard dialation, 10/5 - 11/27 IMRT SRT 39 sess/72 gys ,cath #8 33 days, Cath #9 35 days, 12/7 - Cath #10 43 days, 1/10 - Corrective Surgery #4, and Caths #11 and #12 in at the same time


Ed C. (Old67)
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Date Joined Jan 2009
Total Posts : 2458
   Posted 2/2/2010 10:17 AM (GMT -6)   
I love it. It is a great description of my journey.
Age: 67 at Dx on 12/30/08
PSA 9/05 1.15; 8/06 1.45; 12/07 2.41; 8/08 3.9; 11/08 3.5 free PSA 11%
2 cores out of 12 were positive Gleason (4+4) and (4+5)
Negative CT scan and bone scan done on 1/16
Robotic surgery performed 2/9/09 Dr Fagin, Austin TX
Pathology report:
Prostate weighed 57 grams size:5.2 x 5.0 x 4.9 cm
Posterior lateral lesions measuring 1.5 x 1.4 x 1.0 cm showing focal capsular penetration over a distance of 3mm in circumference.
Prostatic adenocarciroma accounts for approx. 10-20% of the hemisphere.
Gleason 4+4
both nerve bundles removed,
pT3a Nx Mx, Negative margins
seminal vesicles clean, lymph nodes: not dissected
continent after 4 months
8 weeks PSA test 4/7/09 result <0.1
5 months PSA test 7/9/09 result <0.1
8 months PSA test 10/9/09 result <0.1
11.5 months test 1/21/10 result 0.004


Worried Guy
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Date Joined Jul 2009
Total Posts : 3732
   Posted 2/2/2010 10:30 AM (GMT -6)   
Steve,
Perfect. :-)
I read that with the "boom chuckka boom" track going in my head.
I could even imagine some of the flash video images. Hilarious.

Yep. This could be a very successful Youtube project.
Nice!
Jeff

cocrgolfer
Regular Member


Date Joined Oct 2009
Total Posts : 171
   Posted 2/2/2010 11:04 AM (GMT -6)   
Jeff,

That's right! You have to hear the boom chukka boom! Ordinarily an old curmudgeon like me wouldn't know that but when you have two teenagers like I do it's basically unavoidable.

Steve

Purgatory
Elite Member


Date Joined Oct 2008
Total Posts : 25380
   Posted 2/2/2010 11:17 AM (GMT -6)   
Steve,

My youngest son (26) is big in the local electronic music scene, and also lead vocalist in local band, have to show him your lyrics and see if he can play with it, with your permission of course.

David, no musical talents whatsoever, in SC
Age: 57, 56 dx, PSA: 7/07 5.8, 7/08 12.3, 9/08 14.5, 10/08 16.3
3rd Biopsy: 9/08 - 7/7 Positive, 40-90% Cancer, Gleason 4+3
Open RP: 11/08, Rht nerves saved, 4 days in hospt, on catheters for 63 days, 5th one out 1/09
Path Rpt: Gleason 3+4, pT2c, 42g, 20% cancer, 1 pos margin
Incontinence:  1 Month     ED:  Non issue at any point post surgery
Post Surgery  PSA: 2/09 .05,5/09 .1, 6/09 .11. 8/09 .16
Post SRT PSA: 1/10 .12
Latest: 7/9 met 2 rad. oncl, 7/9 cath #6 - blockage, 8/9 2nd corr surgery, 8/9 cath #7 out 38 days, 9/9 - met 3rd rad. oncl., mapped  9/9, 10/1 - 3rd corr. surgery - SP cath/hard dialation, 10/5 - 11/27 IMRT SRT 39 sess/72 gys ,cath #8 33 days, Cath #9 35 days, 12/7 - Cath #10 43 days, 1/10 - Corrective Surgery #4, and Caths #11 and #12 in at the same time


Paul1959
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Date Joined Nov 2007
Total Posts : 598
   Posted 2/2/2010 12:15 PM (GMT -6)   
Remember, as you sing this song, you gotta dance around while grabbing your crotch (Or what's left of it) just like all the gangsta rappers.
 
Yo! Get Jiggy wid it, homey!
Paul
www.franktalk.org ED website for PCa guys

46 at Diagnosis.
Father died of Pca 4/07 at 86.
10/07 PSA 5.06 (Biopsy 11/07 1 of 12 with 8% involvment) (1mm)
Da Vinci surgery Jan 5, '08 at Mt. Sinai Hosp. NYC www.roboticoncology.com
Saved both nerve bundles.
Path Report: Stage T2cNxMx
-Gleason (3+3)6
Pad free on March 14 - (10 weeks.) Never a problem since.
ED - at one year, ED is fine with viagra.
Two year PSA - undetectable!

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