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   Posted 11/5/2010 7:16 AM (GMT -6)   
True Story from earlier this week:
My wife is studying to become a surgical 1st assist. She all ready has her RN and works labor and delivery assisting with emergency c-sections and any surgical procedures in that department but is broadening her skill set.
One of the doctors that she is studying under removed a small tumor from my neck. I am Still waiting on the lab result but Doctor was positive there was no cancer. When I told the doctor who I was he stated "Oh, you should have had your wife come in with you and I would have let her remove the lump." My response to the doctor was "Sorry doc but I don't want my wife anywhere near my neck with a knife in her hand."
My wife told me she got harrassed lots in the O.R. yesterday from the Doc and my comment!

Steve n Dallas
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   Posted 11/5/2010 8:13 AM (GMT -6)   
Just be sure and sleep with one eye open from now on shocked

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   Posted 11/5/2010 8:54 AM (GMT -6)   

even with my red headed nurse wife, no way would i want her near my neck,throat,, or head with a knive in her hand, lol
Age: 58, 56 dx, PSA: 7/07 5.8, 10/08 16.3
3rd Biopsy: 9/08 7 of 7 Positive, 40-90%, Gleason 4+3
open RP: 11/08, on catheters for 101 days
Path Rpt: Gleason 3+4, pT2c, 42g, 20% cancer, 1 pos marg
Incont & ED: None
Post Surgery PSA: 2/09 .05,5/09 .1, 6/09 .11. 8/09 .16
Post SRT PSA: 1/10 .12, 4/8 .04, 8/6 .06 11/10 Not taking it
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   Posted 11/5/2010 9:07 AM (GMT -6)   
My wife cuts my hair and I get nervous with the scissors in her hands,  No way she is ever going to shave me with a straight razor.

Worried Guy
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   Posted 11/5/2010 10:31 AM (GMT -6)   
If she changes her name to Lorena, run!

For those "furriners" who don't know about the Bobbitt Hobbit. Here's a link

On June 23, 1993, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. While in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter... Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbitt entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off almost half of his penis.
After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was being treated.
The penis was re-attached by Dr. James T Sehn and Dr. David Berman during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.

Guys, I hope this doesn't keep you up tonight!

Cajun Jeff
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   Posted 11/5/2010 11:03 AM (GMT -6)   
Worried Guy. I was thinking the same rolleyes

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   Posted 11/5/2010 11:37 AM (GMT -6)   
The other reply might have been, where do you think the lumps on my head came from ?
Age 58, PSA 4.47 Biopsy - 2/12 cores , Gleason 4 + 5 = 9
Da Vinci, Cleveland Clinic  4/14/09   Nerves spared, but carved up a little.
0/23 lymph nodes involved  pT3a NO MX
Catheter and 2 stints in ureters for 2 weeks .
Neg Margins, bladder neck negative
Living the Good Life, cancer free  6 week PSA  <.03
3 month PSA <.01 (different lab)
5 month PSA <.03 (undetectable)
6 Month PSA <.01
1 pad a day, no progress on ED.  Trimix injection
No pads, 1/1/10,  9 month PSA < .01
1 year psa (364 days) .01
15 month PSA <.01

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   Posted 11/5/2010 5:00 PM (GMT -6)   
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

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   Posted 11/5/2010 5:04 PM (GMT -6)   
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