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lewvino
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   Posted 2/21/2011 12:58 PM (GMT -6)   
 
No, It didn't happen to me. Just a joke!
Larry
 
Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
 
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
 
The waiting room was filled with patients.
 
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
 
I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR about IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”;
  
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
 
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 
”NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE about A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,  BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”;
 
The room erupted in applause!
 
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!

Skate
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Date Joined Oct 2010
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   Posted 2/21/2011 1:49 PM (GMT -6)   

I Love It!!!!  tongue

tongue J


BillyMac
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Date Joined Feb 2008
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   Posted 2/21/2011 5:37 PM (GMT -6)   
A cracker!!! tongue

natural44
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Date Joined Dec 2010
Total Posts : 172
   Posted 2/22/2011 9:11 AM (GMT -6)   
Sounds like the receptionist for my Uro. LOL....
age 44 when diagnosed 45 now
RRP 9-28-10
gleason 3+3
pathology report clear
11-1-10 PSA 0.02
3 month 0.00
bladder control good
Osbon pump works but uncomfortable to use ring
some noctural erections, but not very strong,more like hanging looser and/or lower
tried all oral meds and nothing yet
Dr. R. Saint in Tulsa did my procedure, I do NOT recomend him!!

Sleepless09
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   Posted 2/22/2011 9:21 AM (GMT -6)   
Now that is a laugh to start the morning with ! !

Thanks.

Sheldon AKA Sleepless
Age 67 in Apil '09 at news of 4 of 12 cores positive T2B and Gleason 3 + 3 and 5% to 25% PSA 1.5
Re-read of slides in June said Gleason 3 + 4 same four cores 5% to 15%
June 29 daVinci prostatectomy, Dr. Eric Estey, at Royal Alexandra Hospital Edmonton one night stay
From "knock out" to wake up in recovery less than two hours.  Actual surgery 70 minutes
Flew home to Winnipeg on July 3 after 5 nights in Ramada Inn  ---  perfect recovery spot!
Catheter out July 9
Final pathology is 3 + 4 Gleason 7, clear margins, clear nodes, T2C, sugeron says report is "excellent"
 
Oct 1st 09 -- dry at night, during day some stress issues.
Oct 31st padless 24/7 
 
First post op PSA Sept 09  less than 0.02
PSA on Oct 23, 2009 less than 0.02
PSA on Jan 8, 2010  less than 0.02
PSA on April 9, 2010 less than 0.02 
PSA on July 9, 2010 (one year) less than 0.02
  

zufus
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   Posted 2/22/2011 10:15 AM (GMT -6)   
L
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(-:}  cool smilewinkgrin wink
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