Steve, as you'll find out, someone (or, perhaps, many someones) have my password and username and post foolish, insenstive, in your face, and sometimes snitty remarks.
These, of course, have nothing to do with me. I am innocent! I am the soul of kindness, consideration and understanding of the too often ill informed and downright silly posts made by others. But, I never mention it. Not me! Not a whisper passes my lips. Not a key stroke leaves my fingers.
I never call "twit" when others might be so inclined, no matter what the provocation. Oh No! Not me. I am a paragon of sensitivity who yanketh not the chains of others and who poureth oil on turbulent waters --- it be others, far less saintly than I, who light the matches with my user name and password. I mocketh other members not.
I may, I admit, gently point out the error of other's ways and opinions, or calmly draw attention to foolish shortcomings, but these are all in the spirit of helping others languishing in darkness and wrongful thinking, mend their ways. I would be glad to send you a list I've compliled of many here who are in need of such help and close monitoring.
I remain your devoted servant, policeman to the world, and hall monitor,
Sheldon AKA Sleepless
P.S. As a service I shall be grading your performance here and sending regular reports to owner Peter. Compassion shall be my watchword, but I owe my fans no less.
P.S.S. Did I mention congratulations and thank you?
Edit: "performace" is now "performance," --- thanks to overzealous, nit picking, moderating. Haaaaarrrrruph!
Post Edited (Sleepless09) : 4/27/2011 7:13:00 AM (GMT-6)