The High Cost of a Sling.

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Worried Guy
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   Posted 6/7/2011 8:02 PM (GMT -6)   
Guys,
I was working all day today at the patent attorney's office for one of our projects. The guy charges $280 per hour so it was an expensive day!

You already know with starting and stopping, it takes me about 3 minutes to pee. During one of my 3 trips to the bathroom I realized that at $280/hour, this guy gets $4.66 per minute. That means every pee is costing me $14.00! And I peed three times today! $42 !!!

That's it! I'm tying a knot in it tomorrow!

No wonder the SOB keeps offering me something to drink!
Lawyers!

Jeff (Is that a Cunningham clamp in your pocket or are you happy to see me?)

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 6/7/2011 7:07:58 PM (GMT-6)


Purgatory
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   Posted 6/7/2011 8:04 PM (GMT -6)   
The high cost of pissing, will make a note of that.
Age: 58, 56 dx, PSA: 7/07 5.8, 10/08 16.3
3rd Biopsy: 9/08 7 of 7 Positive, 40-90%, Gleason 4+3
open RP: 11/08, on catheters for 101 days
Path Rpt: Gleason 3+4, pT2c, 42g, 20% cancer, 1 pos margin
Incont & ED: None
Post Surgery PSA: 2/09 .05,5/09 .1, 6/09 .11. 8/09 .16
Post SRT PSA: 1/10 .12, 4/8 .04, 8/6 .06, 2/11 1.24, 4/11 3.81
Latest: 6 Corr Surgeries to Bladder Neck, SP Catheter since 10/1/9, SRT 39 Sess/72 gy ended 11/09, 21 Catheters, Ileal Conduit Surgery 9/10

Worried Guy
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   Posted 6/7/2011 8:09 PM (GMT -6)   
Add the cost of my time and it comes to $15 a pee! No water for me tomorrow!
J

BillyMac
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   Posted 6/7/2011 8:15 PM (GMT -6)   
At those prices it's worth bottling.

Worried Guy
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   Posted 6/7/2011 8:28 PM (GMT -6)   
Hey BillyMac,
Good thinking! Let's see... $15 for 500 ml.... Hey! That's more expensive than a good Sherry!

Do you think he'd mind if I used a condom catheter and ran it into his trash can?
It would be so worth it!

Jeff (I'll be sure to wring myself out before I get there tomorrow.)
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