Congrats on the zero and, well... congrats on the other part too!
You have just been given the "gift of incentive" to get in shape, eat right, exercise, catch up on FaceBook, shave, get some clothes.
Take a picture of yourself now. Go ahead. Do it. I'll wait. ....
A year from now, you will be 15 pounds lighter, slightly tanned, able to do more push ups than you could 20 years ago, and you will have dated at least several women (one nut job, one playful, and two potential keepers.)
You just have to keep it together - one foot in front of the other. Until then keep your income up, your expenses down, your mind clear and your body strong.
You probably think I'm wrong, so... care to make a little friendly wager? Say 20 bucks to make it interesting? I say you will exceed all the statements I made above. If not, I owe you $20. On the other hand, if "yes" then you owe me $20. And if you don't have ED and have dated more than 4 women, you owe $50. You win either way! Deal?
Good luck to you. I hope you lose this bet. Where do you live? Maybe I can fix you up.
Let me repeat.... Congratulations! :)Jeff