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Posted 8/8/2014 6:44 AM (GMT -8)
Well, with all of my adoring fans begging me to return, HOW CAN I REFUSE.
This is such a momentous event that I even created a new thread.

I know you thought I would be gone forever (yes, well, technically it was 12 hours, but we all know that this could seem like an eternity --I'm sure for you guys much worse than say waiting for PSA results ). But how could I break my HW habit (I know, it's an addiction) for so long. I know I am returning in 10 hours instead of 12. That is 16.6666666666667% earlier than expected, APPROXIMATELY.

Again, it is good to be back. You are all worthy of my support.

Actually, a few of you aren't, but I put you on IGNORE.


Please don't thank me, for I myself am not worthy.

Well....a few adoring responses might be appropriate.

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 6:49 AM (GMT -8)
Welcome back. It's so good to see you posting again.
Posted 8/8/2014 6:53 AM (GMT -8)
Creed -- thank you so much for your support. Its people like you that make me return!

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 6:59 AM (GMT -8)
Ten hours? Danm!! I had you at eleven and 8 minutes. I lost the betting pool.
Posted 8/8/2014 7:09 AM (GMT -8)

compiler said...



Actually, a few of you aren't, but I put you on IGNORE.

Mel

I was wondering about this "ignore" part. So if you are on an ignore list, and I am on that same list, does that mean we cancel each other out? Or does the number of people on the ignore list exponentially curve sort of like, say a psa value? How does the math work with that? Or is is sort of like a tree falling in a forest and nobody hears, or in this case reads........
It's all so confusing.
Posted 8/8/2014 7:13 AM (GMT -8)
BeeJane:

As Peter often says, I know absolutely nothing about this (okay, I'm just paraphrasing here), but surely some of our experts will come here and enlighten you.

In the future, however, please note that I OWN this thread, so do not hijack it again or I will call the Moderator.

Only adoring posts here, please

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 7:14 AM (GMT -8)
Beejane,

Interactions between ignored members result in imaginary comments. I, for instance am the square root of minus one. Sorry if this is getting complex.
Posted 8/8/2014 7:30 AM (GMT -8)
Peter:
Regarding sqrt(-1), must you always talk about yourself.

We haven't even touched in the PRETEND IGNORE feature, which is clearly used quite often.

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 7:33 AM (GMT -8)
Mel, Chicago radio is talking this morning about a drug that can reverse heroin overdose (Naloxone). You might ask your uro if it might also reverse the effects of HW overdose.

You've gotten me thinking, though. If I would quit posting today, or worse yet die suddenly and never be heard from here again, would anyone even notice my absence? Probably not. Maybe my wife would :)

It hurts to think about that, so I'll stop.
Posted 8/8/2014 7:37 AM (GMT -8)
Welcome back brother Mel!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Just when I was wondering what we were going to do without your insight and selfless support you joined us AGAIN.

The anxiety was causing me great concern.

Please don't leave us again. What would we do without you?


Bill from Florida cool
Posted 8/8/2014 7:43 AM (GMT -8)
I have come to heap-on adoration. And looking for your two cents.

Fiddle inflation, Mel, your two cents worth is a solid dime --- of the real silver sort --- any day!

When I come lurking you are one of the people I scroll down until I see a post from and then check out. Good to know I won't have to scroll a whole day, plus, and not find anything new from the Dean of HW Prostate Forum.

Now tell us all about the Farmers Market. What did you buy? What did you eat? What was for lunch? Did you buy some cotton candy? Then what? Please please please, tell tell tell...
Posted 8/8/2014 7:58 AM (GMT -8)
I guess I have to deign to respond.

First of all, from the bottom of my prostate, thank you Billy for the warm welcome.

Clock, I will take your suggestion under advisement.

Jack -- about the Farmer's Market. Let me tell you about that. Unfortunately, I have to preface my remarks by saying that I an still experiencing the SE of HT. They said it would take 6 months. Well, I still have 4 weeks to go, but my doctor strongly feels that 6 months and my SE will be history, until I have to get back on it. Meanwhile, the chief remaining symptoms are forgetfulness and indecision.

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 8:04 AM (GMT -8)
Jack, Jack, Jack:

See what I mean. I forgot to answer your question about the Farmer's Market. Unless you have walked in my shoes, you would just not understand this agony that I go through on a daily basis. But I digress, so let me tell you...about whatever I was going to tell you about...oh, yeah, my Farmer's Market experience.

Well, first, I had to decide which car to take. Did I mention that HT causes indecision?

Do I take my vintage 1999 white Lincoln Towne Car, or my nice new 2013 Chrysler 300 with only 10,778 miles on it? I mean, there are many and varied aspects to making such a decision.

Anyway, I know I decided because I did drive there. I don't remember which car I picked because I am so forgetful. Also, that was 4 hours ago. Or was it yesterday?

Regardless, I got there and nobody else was there. I forgot that the Farmer's Market is only open on Saturday morning. And today is Thursday.

No...wait.

Mel[code]
Posted 8/8/2014 8:54 AM (GMT -8)
Mel,

Welcome back. I "departed" in May, and stayed away mostly for about 5 or 6 weeks. Then I realized I missed the folks here, and started lurking more, and then gave up and "came back". It's not like I can ever really completely get this out of my head for long anyway.

PeterDisAbelard. said...
Beejane,

Interactions between ignored members result in imaginary comments. I, for instance am the square root of minus one. Sorry if this is getting complex.

Awesome, Peter. I'm not sure if anyone but engineers or mathematicians really get that last sentence. Brilliant. But of course, the product of two imaginary comments is likely to get real.

To the (sort of) point of this, I do wish there was a function that would let you ignore a thread. If started by an ignored poster, you won't see any thread they start. But it would be handy to whittle the list down by ignoring posts that aren't of interest.
Posted 8/8/2014 9:25 AM (GMT -8)
PeterD said:

" ... I, for instance am the square root of minus one. Sorry if this is getting complex."

"Complex," as in "complex numbers." Yes, very witty. Even some of us Humanities types (like me) were able to get it.
Posted 8/8/2014 9:29 AM (GMT -8)
Redwing, Peter:

Only the product of pure imaginary numbers are real.

Complex products are not real, unless they are conjugates.

It is like IGNORE vs. PRETEND IGNORE. Only one is real

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 9:31 AM (GMT -8)
Uh- noted.....
Posted 8/8/2014 9:43 AM (GMT -8)
Whew, this is drifting into the weeds!

No dissing of anyone meant, most folks just don't study even low-level math esoterica. No reason to do so.

As my loving wife often says, "It must be hard to live in your head.". She has no idea... :)
Posted 8/8/2014 9:48 AM (GMT -8)
This is darn funny Davi,,,, er, I mean Mel. FWIW, I got it!!!!!!!!
Posted 8/8/2014 10:11 AM (GMT -8)

Mel, you said...
Complex products are not real, unless they are conjugates.

Is that right? sqrt(2)+sqrt(2)i and 2sqrt(2)-2sqrt(2)i are not conjugates (as I understand them) but their product is 2. Or am I missing something...

besides, of course, my prostate.
Posted 8/8/2014 10:24 AM (GMT -8)
Factor out the 2 in your second term. You then get 2 times a product of 2 conjugates. Hence real. In other words, it reduces to a product of 2 conjugates.

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 10:33 AM (GMT -8)
Welcome back A Yooper!!!

We have missed you here on HW.

Peter, maybe you may want to start a new thread for Yooper who has been MIA here for quite sometime so the forum can welcome one of our best, supportive members.

Sometimes after taking a long break from HW, you never know what little thing clicks that makes you come back to HW.

Glad you came back Yoop!!! turn turn turn

Bill from Florida cool
Posted 8/8/2014 10:41 AM (GMT -8)
Yoop:

start your own comeback thread.

This is mine.

Mel
Posted 8/8/2014 10:49 AM (GMT -8)
John Cleese would be proud of you, Mel. Parody at its best.
Posted 8/8/2014 11:04 AM (GMT -8)
Mel,

Oh, good. You didn't notice that my arithmetic was wrong. I think the product is 8.

Not giving up yet. 1+i and -1+i. Conjugates differ in the sign of the imaginary component. These differ in the sign of the real component. But, if my complex arithmetic doesn't fail me, their product is -2 which is negative but real.
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