It seems this old guy went to the doctor for his regular checkup. After all the poking and prodding was done, the doctor asked the man if there was anything he wanted to ask about
. At which point, the following conversation took place:
Man: Doc, there is one thing that is a problem. You see, every morning at 8 am sharp, I take a dump.
Doc: How is that a problem? I have a lot of patients who would love to be that healthy and regular.
Man: I don't get out of bed till 9.