I'd be happy to get together with you (and Zack) next time you're in the NC research triangle area. It'll be fun to meet you. I've looked for you when I was on your island but, since I have zero idea what you look like, and since the persona you adopt here on HealingWell makes it hard to guess, I was mostly picking out men who looked about your age and wondering... That fellow sitting on the beach by his longboard, checking out the young girls and pretending he's about to get in the water? The guy who looks like a retired banker sitting on the upstairs patio of the bar watching a tourist kid feed bits of french fries to a gecko? The gentleman sitting under the banyan tree with the bottle of Night Train?
I picture Logoslidat as the Dickens character Alfred Jingle from The Pickwick Papers, famous for his mangled syntax.