You have to laugh about it. I was on the losing end of fart last year watching TV with my GF. When I realized what happened she said my eyes got as big as quarters. She laughed hysterically, as did I after the emergency run to bathroom.
We PCa people have a special niche in the humor world. Might as well embrace it.
One of my favs in the 1st few months after RP was maybe feeling like I might try to get an ego boost by trying to get a cute girl at checkout to flirt with me, then realizing I was about
to have her pass the scanner over the Depends I was buying. After that, I always had my wife make those purchases. Also, there was the feeling guilty of the extremely false advertising I was doing, due to the new bulge in my crotch due to some of the larger pads I was wearing at first. False advertising in numerous ways.