...so I figure I don't leak (much) in the pool. Besides, as my doctor said, the "p" in the pool is like the "p" in pneumonia, it's silent. And I probably put less of that in the pool than all the kids' swim classes they have there during the day.
You are joking....riiiight?
No sensible human would do this.
If you aren’t joking, just stop. Wait until your device works. Do not go into a public pool knowing you are leaking. What’s wrong with you??